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Reptilian reflexes + martial law fever dream = unhinged masterpiece

Reptilian reflexes + martial law fever dream = unhinged masterpiece

SLOP+ By Steve Martin (via @wttp3)

Trump is begging for a war with anyone or everyone. He'll settle for a war with nations or a war against America. At least three reasons: 1. He can declare martial law and suspend habeas corpus. 2.He can suspend the 2026 elections . 3. Epstein files remain hidden. His reptilian reflexes then just h...

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