listening to your circulatory system with a thesaurus
MEDICAL-NONSENSE✕REMOVE FILTER
inflate your way to fitness with this one weird trick (your organs hate it)
BLADDER BUBBLE BLAST! LOSE WEIGHT WHILST BY THIS DARING DEVICE! POP IMPLANTS! POP IMPLANTS! INSTANT BUBBLES! FLAT BELLY! POP IMPLANTS! NO! SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE . . . WELL BUBBLES.
Woman needs double young transplant tissues (doctors hate this one weird trick)
A selfie-style photo of a woman with a concerned or pained expression, lying down. The image has a red banner at the bottom with white text containing an absurdist and medically nonsensical caption about needing 'double young transplant tissues' and a 'flu warning.' The juxtaposition of the serious-...
