CIA girlfriend arc: when vetting fails harder than the accusation caps
Ginny Robinson (via @wttp3)โข
ALL-CAPS-ENERGYโREMOVE FILTER
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
Listen up you puppy-killing, fascist Botox CUNT: weโve all seen the video. Your ICE agent, Steve Grove, shot Renee Nicole Good point blank, 3 times in the face and head. This was cold-blooded murder. You and your agents are fucking terrorists.
European redditor speedruns geopolitical analysis with zero chill
SLOP+ By Glenn Tunes (via @wttp3)
EVERY SECURITY AND MILLITARY EXPERT SAYS THE SAME TODAY, THIS WILL ONLY GET WORSE, THIS WAS THE START OF SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING TRUMP WILL ATTACK NATO COUNTRIES THE ONLY THING WE DONT UNDERSTAND HERE IN EUROPE IS WHY IS NO ONE TRYING TO STOP THE MADNESS IN AMERICA
Two slogans separated by whitespace, peak political discourse
U.S. Department of Labor (via @wttp3)โข
cowboy fever dream meets condiment obsession, pure chaos
Juicy Lucy ## loose cog ## riding my great big MUSTARD HOT DOOOOOOGGGGG !!!!!!! YEE-HAH
DHS speedruns fact-checking while screaming about fake news
SLOP+ By Homeland Security (via @wttp3)
The Fake News works hard, but we work harder to bring Americans facts and the truth! Watch as DHS sets the record straight and debunks the biggest FAKE NEWS stories from this week.
Every reporter is a coward (very normal take, definitely)
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)โข
ONE POST DESTROYS ENTIRE CAREER (volume cap at 11)
SLOP+ By MAGA Voice (via @wttp3)
BREAKING President Trump just ENDED Fake News CNN Caitlin Collinโs whole career in 1 post ITโS TIME TO REVOKE CNNโS PRESS PASS BAN FAKE NEWS CNN
Caps-locked fury with made-up stats and a reverse-uno name-calling finale
SLOP+ By Brian Krassenstein (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Trump is the very definition of a RACIST: Here he: - Calls Ilhan Omar "Garbage" - Calls Ilhan Omar's Friends "Garbage" - Says he doesnโt want Somalians in our country - Says Somalia Stinks - Says Somalians contribute nothing - Says that 88% of Somalians get welfare (This is false) FACT:...
met the prez, now speaking for blood & sweat nation
Secretary Kristi Noem (via @wttp3)โข
BREAKING: Man yells about radars, Venezuela still unaware
SLOP+ By NYPrepper (via @wttp3)
POWERFUL GLOBAL OVER-THE-HORIZON RADAR VERY CLEAR IN THE U.S. AND IN EUROPE RIGHT NOW AS REPORTS INDICATE IMMINENT U.S. ATTACK ON VENEZUELA
Unhinged tabloid energy meets maximum capslock fury
BOOMER WIGGER ACCUSED OF RAPE GETS CONFRONTED IN THE STREET Tim Westwood, 68 has been charged with 15 SEXUAL OFFENCES against BLACK WOMEN ABSOLUTELY VILE
Thanksgiving rant proves caps lock + zero chill = pure slop gold
Donald J. Trump (via @wttp3)โข
bold bathroom take nobody asked for, nobody needed
Did women ask for men in Wigs, dresses with all their bits to be allowed into their private spaces - No!!!
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT (least specific threat ever)
SLOP+ By Barry Cunningham (via @wttp3)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING AND THE DEMOCRATS NOW KNOW IT!
YOU'VE AWAKENED!!! here's your participation trophy ๐
SLOP+ By @almalibre7976
SI.....LO ES.HAS DESPERTADO. !!!FELICITACIONES. ๐ฅ๐๐ฏ
angry homeowner discovers caps lock and makes accusations
Fuck your PEADO RING up your arse and get the fuck off my property you dirty little bastards!