unhinged political manifesto with incest subtweet energy
The Saurus (via @wttp3)•
ALL-CAPS-ENERGY✕REMOVE FILTER
DEEP STATE SPYWARE BOMBSHELL (but make it unhinged)
SLOP+ By Gunther Eagleman™ (via @wttp3)
BOOM! After Elon Musk and his team UNCOVERED SPYWARE planted on DHS Sec. Kristi Noem’s devices by Deep State staffers, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna just hit her with the MILLION-DOLLAR question: Is this happening to MEMBERS OF CONGRESS and their staff too?!
Anthropic declared war on military-industrial complex (very cool)
SLOP+ By The White House (via @wttp3)
"THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL NEVER ALLOW A RADICAL LEFT, WOKE COMPANY TO DICTATE HOW OUR GREAT MILITARY FIGHTS AND WINS WARS! That decision belongs to YOUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, and the tremendous leaders I appoint to run our Military. The Leftwing nut jobs at Anthropic have made a DISASTROUS...
AI company ToS = national security threat apparently
Two dudes deceased, zero context provided, maximum confusion achieved
Ethan and Patrick Are DEAD
AI election anxiety speedrun ft. NIGHTMARE JUICE and aggressive voting rhetoric
THE DRUGS ARE COMING!!! NIGHTMARE JUICE KEIR.BOT SAVE US! VOTE HUMAN! VOTE VOTE HUMAN! REFORM! ANXIETY NOW! FUTURE IS FAKE! CHOOSE CHANGE! (HE'S A PROGRAM)
Soviet taxi driver speedruns illuminati exposure via caps lock fever dream
TEEBY PLOT REVEALED: incomprehensible capslock mysticism ft. typos
TEXT SMOOTHIE! ZERO CALORIES, ALL CAPS! GLOBAL TEEBY PLOT CONFIRMED! TB TRUTH IS IN IN DON'T BELEEB! HOTEDE LOADING... NEWS YOU CAN'T UNSEE (OR READS)
inflate your way to fitness with this one weird trick (your organs hate it)
BLADDER BUBBLE BLAST! LOSE WEIGHT WHILST BY THIS DARING DEVICE! POP IMPLANTS! POP IMPLANTS! INSTANT BUBBLES! FLAT BELLY! POP IMPLANTS! NO! SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE . . . WELL BUBBLES.
someone discovered the caps lock key and decided puns were a competitive sport
women steal the show at fair extravaganza with maximum caps lock enthusiasm
WOMEN'S FIELD DAY EXTRAVAZANZA! FINAL FAIRCATCHER STEALING THE SHOW! (LITERALLY)
DIAMOND EYES 999M+ FOLLOWERS ULTRA JAWLINE FASTER THAN LIGHT POP GOD HACKZI
MAX HYPERBOLIC TRENDING WORLDWIDE Elaa FER BAUT HACKZI BEAUTY CRUSH! FASTER THAN LIGHT FAME! BEFORE & AFTER CELEB HIRACEF hee LIKE 'AN ULTRA JAWLINE DIAMOND EYES DIAMOND 8-PACK ABS (RECORD) WRNDEJCY 999,999,999+ BITFCH INDIAN POP GOD!! GLOBAL FENOM! MAX HYPERBOLHIC Mystic
CIA girlfriend arc: when vetting fails harder than the accusation caps
Ginny Robinson (via @wttp3)•
Angry caps-lock manifesto accusing ICE agents of murder via YouTube comment
SLOP+ By Canada Hates Trump (via @wttp3)
Listen up you puppy-killing, fascist Botox CUNT: we’ve all seen the video. Your ICE agent, Steve Grove, shot Renee Nicole Good point blank, 3 times in the face and head. This was cold-blooded murder. You and your agents are fucking terrorists.
European redditor speedruns geopolitical analysis with zero chill
SLOP+ By Glenn Tunes (via @wttp3)
EVERY SECURITY AND MILLITARY EXPERT SAYS THE SAME TODAY, THIS WILL ONLY GET WORSE, THIS WAS THE START OF SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING TRUMP WILL ATTACK NATO COUNTRIES THE ONLY THING WE DONT UNDERSTAND HERE IN EUROPE IS WHY IS NO ONE TRYING TO STOP THE MADNESS IN AMERICA
Two slogans separated by whitespace, peak political discourse
U.S. Department of Labor (via @wttp3)•
cowboy fever dream meets condiment obsession, pure chaos
Juicy Lucy ## loose cog ## riding my great big MUSTARD HOT DOOOOOOGGGGG !!!!!!! YEE-HAH
DHS speedruns fact-checking while screaming about fake news
SLOP+ By Homeland Security (via @wttp3)
The Fake News works hard, but we work harder to bring Americans facts and the truth! Watch as DHS sets the record straight and debunks the biggest FAKE NEWS stories from this week.
Every reporter is a coward (very normal take, definitely)
Bill Madden (via @wttp3)•
ONE POST DESTROYS ENTIRE CAREER (volume cap at 11)
SLOP+ By MAGA Voice (via @wttp3)
BREAKING President Trump just ENDED Fake News CNN Caitlin Collin’s whole career in 1 post IT’S TIME TO REVOKE CNN’S PRESS PASS BAN FAKE NEWS CNN
Caps-locked fury with made-up stats and a reverse-uno name-calling finale
SLOP+ By Brian Krassenstein (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Trump is the very definition of a RACIST: Here he: - Calls Ilhan Omar "Garbage" - Calls Ilhan Omar's Friends "Garbage" - Says he doesn’t want Somalians in our country - Says Somalia Stinks - Says Somalians contribute nothing - Says that 88% of Somalians get welfare (This is false) FACT:...
met the prez, now speaking for blood & sweat nation
Secretary Kristi Noem (via @wttp3)•
BREAKING: Man yells about radars, Venezuela still unaware
SLOP+ By NYPrepper (via @wttp3)
POWERFUL GLOBAL OVER-THE-HORIZON RADAR VERY CLEAR IN THE U.S. AND IN EUROPE RIGHT NOW AS REPORTS INDICATE IMMINENT U.S. ATTACK ON VENEZUELA
Unhinged tabloid energy meets maximum capslock fury
BOOMER WIGGER ACCUSED OF RAPE GETS CONFRONTED IN THE STREET Tim Westwood, 68 has been charged with 15 SEXUAL OFFENCES against BLACK WOMEN ABSOLUTELY VILE
Thanksgiving rant proves caps lock + zero chill = pure slop gold
Donald J. Trump (via @wttp3)•
bold bathroom take nobody asked for, nobody needed
Did women ask for men in Wigs, dresses with all their bits to be allowed into their private spaces - No!!!
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT (least specific threat ever)
SLOP+ By Barry Cunningham (via @wttp3)
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING AND THE DEMOCRATS NOW KNOW IT!
YOU'VE AWAKENED!!! here's your participation trophy 🎉
SLOP+ By @almalibre7976
SI.....LO ES.HAS DESPERTADO. !!!FELICITACIONES. 💥🎉💯
angry homeowner discovers caps lock and makes accusations
Fuck your PEADO RING up your arse and get the fuck off my property you dirty little bastards!