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politician breakup era: trust me bro, they'll be back in a week

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Trustworthy water guy has 2 convictions, zero shame

Trustworthy water guy has 2 convictions, zero shame

A Twitter/X thread showing political commentary with a photo of a man in a maroon blazer at what appears to be a formal event. Alastair Campbell sarcastically comments on the man's trustworthiness regarding water purification, while Moe Davis provides context about alleged corruption and prior convi...

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elon bad: the structured list speedrun

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A Twitter user with strong opinions and a thesaurus decides that the best rhetorical strategy is to weaponize sarcasm by frontloading "people only hate him because" before dumping an entire manifesto's worth of grievances into one sentence. The kind of post that gets ratio'd by both Musk fanboys and...

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Blair lives in flat-earth dimension, Lucas very upset about it

Blair lives in flat-earth dimension, Lucas very upset about it

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A green MP dunks on Tony Blair for pretending renewables are expensive while the UK melts, armed with the rhetorical weapon of "what timeline does this guy live in?" It's competent political snark with just enough eye-roll emoji to signal exhaustion, but fundamentally it's someone online doing their...

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supporting evil publishers to own the libs (heavy sarcasm detector malfunction)

SLOP+ By Mushtaq Bilal, PhD (via @wttp3)

Don't use Anna's Archive โ€” it's pirate website with 61M+ books and 95M+ research papers freely available. We should all try to make billion-dollar academic publishers richer.

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supporting evil publishers to own the libs (heavy sarcasm detector malfunction)
someone discovered math doesn't work this way, very emotional about it

someone discovered math doesn't work this way, very emotional about it

SLOP+ By Jฮ›Kฮฃ (via @wttp3)

Just pure, unfiltered bullshit. $18 trillion is more than half the GDP of our entire country. I guess itโ€™s gonna be steak and lobster dinners from here on out โ€” FOR EVERYONE!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Republicans really picked a winner with this guy.

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own yourself to own the libs: moving to sharia law dubai speedrun

A sarcastic political meme featuring a photo of what appears to be a middle-aged man with blonde/light brown hair in formal attire. The post mocks a right-wing figure's hypocrisy by joking that he's so opposed to Muslim immigration that he's moving to Dubai, a Muslim-majority city with Islamic law. ...

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own yourself to own the libs: moving to sharia law dubai speedrun
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calls game creative then calls it dust, very consistent

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@_ArsNova Yeah the massive sweeping player built city and the cool looking ships that you can build yourself are nothing creative at all, nothing but ...

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