diversity audit speedrun any% featuring bus clavicles
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POLITICAL-SPEEDRUN✕REMOVE FILTER
Verified journo discovers politicians are bad, news at 11
SLOP+ By wttp3
A verified journalist deploys the flowchart meme format to expose the *shocking revelation* that British politics operates in cycles of scapegoating and broken promises. It's cynical political commentary dressed up as a witty explainer—the kind of thing that makes people in your replies say "finally...
demanding moral clarity while asking 3 different questions at once
Someone's absolutely frothing about Democratic Party hypocrisy on Israel policy—starts with legislative shop talk about settlement subsidies, pivots hard into a full-blown AIPAC conspiracy rant about party leadership allegedly colluding with a pro-Trump lobby group, and ends demanding moral clarity ...
casually declares war with the energy of ordering pizza
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Mayor Dingus lives up to his name, commits career speedrun
SLOP+ By Mike Nellis (via @wttp3)
A Trump supporter named Wesley Dingus was elected mayor of Butler, Ohio, and was arrested this week for sniffing an underage girl’s underwear. You can’t make this shit up, folks.
voice memo guy thinks hiring more advisors cures government dysfunction
Some think-tank girlie or policy wonk is having what sounds like a very normal Tuesday afternoon recording themselves proposing to basically rebrand the Cabinet Office as a Prime Minister power-grab department, complete with more political advisors to fix whatever parliamentary gridlock they're mad ...
taught him theory, he weaponized it on dates lmao
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girl announces mayoral run, learns about election timing on live tv
SLOP+ By Collin Rugg (via @wttp3)
NEW: 16 and Pregnant star Farrah Abraham announces she is running for mayor of Austin, Texas, finds out during a live interview that the race isn't until 2028. TMZ: The election's not until 2028. Why so early? Abraham: For some reason, the mayor election is in 2026... TMZ: So,
Trump bad, oil oligarchs worse, democracy ded—a tale as old as Reddit
SLOP+ By Howard Beckett (via @wttp3)
Trump is laying a legacy One that sees Vance as his heir A legacy that abandons Europe One that sees a few imperial world powers owning all oil & ...
Director fired after 10 months, nobody asked why
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went from apathetic to activist, speedran political awakening
SLOP+ By Mukhtar (via @wttp3)
Bonnie Blue went from "I've never voted and I don't care to have an interest" to endorsing Reform.
Idaho bars ICE cold takes, receives ice colder threats
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Idaho bar owner faces death threats after viral promo offering free beer for assisting ICE Old State Saloon owner Mark Fitzpatrick defends his bar's viral immigration promotion offering free beer to anyone who helps ICE despite receiving death threats.
SAS guy thinks he's London material, gets roasted with 16 NSFW lessons
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Welsh politician's pro-Russia grift speedrun: 10.5 year any% WR
SLOP+ By Lewis Goodall (via @wttp3)
NEW: Reform's former Wales leader Nathan Gill sentenced to 10.5 years in prison over pro-Russia bribes.
Peterson discourse meets alt-right speedrun, very normal tuesday
Yes , Peterson is so yesterday ! . Groypers , lets go !
Confident prediction with zero legal basis
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