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Frog DNA pyramids & Elvis toast: peak tabloid madness with zero coherence

TIGER EAR REDSTONE: LUSHER VALES OR BRETHREN KEROAK KINGS: PASTY PLOT THICKENS! DID CORNISH PASTIES TINS TEE FOULIST? ELVIS SEEN ON ON TOAST! FROG ENGAGEMENT LIES! PASTY- GATE SCANDAL! ALIEN AMPHIBIANS UNMASKED? ALIEN AMPHIBIANS UNMASKED? CELEBRITY DNA ONA SWAP: OCTPOUS-HUMAN HYBRID? DID CO...

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Frog DNA pyramids & Elvis toast: peak tabloid madness with zero coherence
three unrelated nouns walk into a bar, declare it a weekend

three unrelated nouns walk into a bar, declare it a weekend

SLOP+ By Evil Dead Ash (β˜₯𝐃𝐁) (via @wttp3)

Cake. Game Boy. Lauren Holly. This is a weekend.

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greenland accent discovery speedruns into geopolitics then barista trauma

SLOP+ By Sovey (via @wttp3)

I had no idea what the Greenland accent sounded like until today. I think we should purchase them, but let’s not give them a path of citizenship. She will never get my Starbucks order right.

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greenland accent discovery speedruns into geopolitics then barista trauma