cottagecore girl casually dropping medical dilemmas between the daisies
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global warming take interrupted by lady gaga fan moment, peak 2011
A tweet from Britney Spears from February 2011 that abruptly pivots from asking if anyone thinks global warming is good, to expressing love for Lady Gaga as an artist. The non-sequitur nature of combining climate skepticism with a random celebrity compliment creates an unhinged, stream-of-consciousn...
three unrelated nouns walk into a bar, declare it a weekend
SLOP+ By Evil Dead Ash (β₯ππ) (via @wttp3)
Cake. Game Boy. Lauren Holly. This is a weekend.
your username has words in it so you represent america π
SLOP+ By @lill-g7b
@Lstawberryelephant ofc your saying that your name says l the United States of America πππ
pivot from deadly disease to fine dining faster than mosquito reflexes
Good study in bugs because people die from mosquito bites all over the world now take her out for some fine dining. Nice date for two.
guy asked about funeral, got electoral college stats instead
SLOP+ By Aaron Rupar (via @wttp3)
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral? TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
Nadia apparently needed convincing nuns weren't cartoon villains
why did you lift the speaker tho??? (snow???) - questioning life choices
oh great you just lifted a 5kg neodym speaker monitorβ¦WHY? I guess too much snow?..
Flat Earth β Christian, also Communism? Galaxy brain moves
SLOP+ By Coolbreezy
There is nothing "Christian" in belieiving the Earth is flat. Why are you posting Communist propaganda?