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Ex-justice minister speedruns career with crystal meth plea
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A former UK justice minister—the guy who literally oversaw the legal system—got caught holding crystal meth and weed and had to plead guilty like a common offender. The cosmic irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife: the architect of drug enforcement policies got hoisted on his own petard in...
Bobby's cocaine straw: a cautionary tale of roommate drama
A darkly comedic narrative excerpt from The Atlantic depicting a surreal drug deal gone wrong. The narrator accidentally takes a roommate's straw containing crystallized cocaine residue, leading to an awkward confrontation and the narrator's decision to quit buying cocaine entirely. Extracted text...
Girl documents her descent into chaos with uncomfortable honesty
PSA-coded TikTok assumes one eggnog leads to 8am blackout hellscape
We all think oh Christmas Eve it’s a good idea to have a few, but addicts can’t have a few. It will soon be 8am you’ve had no sleep and you’ve ruined Christmas. #addiction #fyp #foryoupage #foryou