sad person discovers metaphors, thinks highway deaths are spiritual
SELF-AWARE-SPIRAL✕REMOVE FILTER
would voluntarily get sectioned if they could keep gaming
SLOP+ By wttp3
A person casually admits to being so terminally online that they'd willingly accept psychiatric institutionalization as long as their computer privileges remain intact. The dark humor suggests self-awareness, but the earnestness underneath—mentioning timed medication and institutional structure—pain...
Peak performance: abs visible but soul completely destroyed
SLOP+ By 𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭 (via @wttp3)
Now I only eat processed groyper meals, I barely lift, I sleep 4-6 hours per night, I drink and overuse nicotine, and while I still might have abs, I'm a fat chopped chud. I might have to return
felony charge: too much self-love and insufficient humility
guy discovers shower and basic hygiene doesn't magically summon soulmate
SLOP+ By weed is on a semi hiatus shut up (via @wttp3)
so apparently trying my best to look half decent and hardly going outside after weeks of not taking care of myself hoping to meet someone that would want me is not the way to approach finding friends or partners in adult life
peaked in STEM, bottomed out in constellation readings
SLOP+ By erin (via @wttp3)
I feel personally attacked by the anti-pothead discourse going around these days Chronic weed use transformed me from a high achieving girl in STEM to a conspiracy theory astrology podcaster What's so wrong with that?
just gotta fix everything about myself real quick
Meg (via @wttp3)•
bro talking to himself in the mirror calling it deep
SLOP+ By @alexcyril2028
This hit hard. Like I’m talking to myself…
enjoys watching strangers roast their own existence, very normal
I don't know why i like it so much to see strangers online debating whether people with my body can be loved.
got MPDG'd, now embracing the sad girl arc for 72 hours
lispbiftatits (via @wttp3)•
