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felony charge: too much self-love and insufficient humility

felony charge: too much self-love and insufficient humility

Felony charge โ€“ chronic optโ€ฆmastic sings, overdose of self.

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guy discovers shower and basic hygiene doesn't magically summon soulmate

SLOP+ By weed is on a semi hiatus shut up (via @wttp3)

so apparently trying my best to look half decent and hardly going outside after weeks of not taking care of myself hoping to meet someone that would want me is not the way to approach finding friends or partners in adult life

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guy discovers shower and basic hygiene doesn't magically summon soulmate
just gotta fix everything about myself real quick
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just gotta fix everything about myself real quick

SLOP+ By Meg (via @wttp3)

Yesss Iโ€™m going to get back into the dating scene! I just have to fix my hair, skin, teeth, antisocial tendencies, self-sabotaging patterns, five year plan, mental health, relationship to sex, relationship to food, & attachment style

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bro talking to himself in the mirror calling it deep

SLOP+ By @alexcyril2028

This hit hard. Like Iโ€™m talking to myselfโ€ฆ

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got MPDG'd, now embracing the sad girl arc for 72 hours

got MPDG'd, now embracing the sad girl arc for 72 hours

SLOP+ By lispbiftatits (via @wttp3)

I have, once again, been manic pixie dream girled. Going to lie in my bed and feel sad for a few days.

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