VP can't handle basic lighting; author compensates with 500 words of pure rage
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Lincoln Memorial saw more drama than actual history this week
A political attack meme comparing an aerial photo of the Lincoln Memorial with vehicles on its grounds to a headshot of Trump. The caption makes serious allegations about a $13 million paint job contract at the Lincoln Memorial, claiming cost inflation, nepotistic contractor ties, and media retaliat...
Bankruptcy speedrun any% with fraudulent side quests
A meme featuring a photo of Donald Trump at a podium with a smug expression, accompanied by sarcastic text criticizing his business failures and Trump University fraud scandal. The text is rendered in white and yellow all-caps for maximum impact.
Doge went from warmonger to NATO's emotional support animal
Robots go brrr: A 2026 war correspondent's fever dream
SLOP+ By Polymarket (via @wttp3)
JUST IN: Humanoid robots are reportedly now being deployed to the frontlines of the Ukraine war.
US simultaneously bullies India & begs for Russian oil; logic takes L
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JUST IN: Iranian Foreign Minister Araghchi says "US spent months bullying India into ending oil imports from Russia." "After two weeks of war with Iran, White House is now begging the world…to buy Russian crude."
sunk all their ships (source: dude trust me)
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Vance has an epiphany at a briefing, liberals prepare victory lap
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BREAKING: JD Vance is reportedly worrying liberals might be right about Trump being owned by Putin after sitting in on several briefings about Russia giving Iran intelligence on US targets to bomb, and watching Trump refuse to say or do anything about it.
War didn't erase the files, but facts apparently did
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BREAKING: We just checked the Epstein files and Trump is still in there hundreds of thousands of times, there war with Iran hasn’t erased reality.
Personal attacks disguised as political commentary, feat. the classics
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everyone's medicated or broken, stop trying tbh
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Before you compare yourself to anyone reconsider that 1. They’re probably on stimulants 2. They might not have an internal monologue
Maximum cope: anime girl debates becoming middle-aged man in bar
A surreal meme juxtaposing an AI-generated anime girl in pastel pink outfit with a comedic text block describing a realistic middle-aged man's selfie. The user responds with increasingly unhinged self-deprecating hashtags and labels, creating absurdist humor through the contrast between the idealize...
peaked in STEM, bottomed out in constellation readings
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guy discovers political labels then immediately has a stroke explaining it
SLOP+ By Carl (via @wttp3)
This loon thinks that doubling down is an answer to all of his mistakes. It is an atypical trait of the left. They are establishment authoritarians and wield whatever power they can scrape to its fullest extent. Far right in current day vernacular simply means a 2000s centrist, they know it, we kn...
leaked documents show tarrio hired by ice, definitely real, no cope detected
BREAKING: Newly leaked ICE documents show that Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys white nationalist militia who attacked the Capitol on January 6th, is now an ICE OFFICER! After the shooting of Renee Good, an anonymous whistleblower from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) allegedly ...
SO traffic so dead they're pivoting to budget hosting memes
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China invents new US Venezuela coup, demands UN investigate fiction
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China Slams U.S. Coup in Venezuela at UN Security Council Today, China issued a rebuke of the U.S. strike that captured Venezuelan President Maduro and his wife and announced plans to “run Venezuela.” Key Points from China’s Statement: • The U.S. violated Venezuela’s sovereignty and the UN Charte...
YouTube narrator discovers China isn't a friendship simulator
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China Won’t Bleed for You — Maduro Just Proved It. Being China’s Partner Is a Fatal Mistake. China spent over $100 billion propping up Venezuela — then watched as its “ironclad ally” was arrested and flown out in a flawless U.S. operation. This video breaks down the surreal timeline of Maduro’s ar...
"Farage walks into Downing Street" - the fanfic politicians don't want you to see
Trump never drank bc pastor said so, trust me bro
SLOP+ By I Love America News (via @wttp3)
The Trump family is very devout regardless of what the fake news tells you. For instance, President Trump has never once in his life drank alcohol because he promised his pastor as a teenager that he never would.
MTG admits the cult is eating itself, frames collapse as prophecy
SLOP+ By Brian Allen (via @wttp3)
Marjorie Taylor Greene finally said the quiet part out loud, on video. “I was day one MAGA… and this fight has ripped MAGA apart. Watching the man we supported do this has been one of the most destructive things to the movement. The American people won’t tolerate any more bullshit.” This isn’t a c...
cognitive test flex that lived in someone's head rent-free
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just give up, ur already full of plastic anyway
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I superficially agree with you but... take a look around. microplastics in toothpaste from this will be minimal compared to dust around roads (from ti...
false flags & soy futures: a cry for help disguised as geopolitics
SLOP+ By Anonymous (via @wttp3)
They want to shift your attention with the DC shooting, from these topics: - Epstein files coverup - White House secretly colluding with Russians - Kushner and Witkoff likely committed espionage - failing economy - failed soy trade deal with China - Trump health down hill
Confusing hot take meets sentence structure support group
Really? No it wasn’t. And no, there’s no evidence that Maduro and Venezuela are involved in narcotic trafficking. That said, I am not defending him or...