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Personal attacks disguised as political commentary, feat. the classics

Personal attacks disguised as political commentary, feat. the classics

SLOP+ By Ron Filipkowski (via @wttp3)

JD Vance has changed his name, his look, his religion, his positions many issues and people, but he won’t ever be able to change the fact that he’s a smug, insufferable, unlikable ass.

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everyone's medicated or broken, stop trying tbh

SLOP+ By :( (via @wttp3)

Before you compare yourself to anyone reconsider that 1. They’re probably on stimulants 2. They might not have an internal monologue

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everyone's medicated or broken, stop trying tbh
peaked in STEM, bottomed out in constellation readings

peaked in STEM, bottomed out in constellation readings

SLOP+ By erin (via @wttp3)

I feel personally attacked by the anti-pothead discourse going around these days Chronic weed use transformed me from a high achieving girl in STEM to a conspiracy theory astrology podcaster What's so wrong with that?

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guy discovers political labels then immediately has a stroke explaining it

SLOP+ By Carl (via @wttp3)

This loon thinks that doubling down is an answer to all of his mistakes. It is an atypical trait of the left. They are establishment authoritarians and wield whatever power they can scrape to its fullest extent. Far right in current day vernacular simply means a 2000s centrist, they know it, we kn...

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guy discovers political labels then immediately has a stroke explaining it
SO traffic so dead they're pivoting to budget hosting memes
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SO traffic so dead they're pivoting to budget hosting memes

SLOP+ By Daniel Lockyer (via @wttp3)

StackOverflow has so little traffic now that they're going to be hosting on a $5 VPS

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China invents new US Venezuela coup, demands UN investigate fiction

SLOP+ By DD Geopolitics (via @wttp3)

China Slams U.S. Coup in Venezuela at UN Security Council Today, China issued a rebuke of the U.S. strike that captured Venezuelan President Maduro and his wife and announced plans to “run Venezuela.” Key Points from China’s Statement: • The U.S. violated Venezuela’s sovereignty and the UN Charte...

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China invents new US Venezuela coup, demands UN investigate fiction
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YouTube narrator discovers China isn't a friendship simulator

Ken Cao-The China Crash Chronicle (via @wttp3)
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YouTube narrator discovers China isn't a friendship simulator
"Farage walks into Downing Street" - the fanfic politicians don't want you to see

"Farage walks into Downing Street" - the fanfic politicians don't want you to see

A screenshot of Twitter/X posts from a GB News parody account making conspiracy-laden claims about Trump, Marco Rubio, and Farage somehow orchestrating political upheaval in the UK, with responses indicating people are 'keeping fingers crossed' for this implausible scenario. The tone is unhinged pol...

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Trump never drank bc pastor said so, trust me bro

SLOP+ By I Love America News (via @wttp3)

The Trump family is very devout regardless of what the fake news tells you. For instance, President Trump has never once in his life drank alcohol because he promised his pastor as a teenager that he never would.

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Trump never drank bc pastor said so, trust me bro
cognitive test flex that lived in someone's head rent-free

cognitive test flex that lived in someone's head rent-free

SLOP+ By ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump (via @wttp3)

LMFAO! President Trump wrapped up his Air Force One press avail by absolutely HUMILIATING every reporter in the room. REPORTERS: Hammering him about his MRI TRUMP: “It wasn’t on the brain, because I took a cognitive test and ACED it. Which YOU would be incapable of doing. YOU too!” Pure dominanc...

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just give up, ur already full of plastic anyway

SLOP+ By SpawningPoolsMinis

I superficially agree with you but... take a look around. microplastics in toothpaste from this will be minimal compared to dust around roads (from ti...

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Confusing hot take meets sentence structure support group

Really? No it wasn’t. And no, there’s no evidence that Maduro and Venezuela are involved in narcotic trafficking. That said, I am not defending him or...

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