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Doge went from warmonger to NATO's emotional support animal
A meme comparing the USA's military posture three weeks ago (heavily armed Shiba Inu surrounded by weapons, aircraft, and military equipment) versus now (sad, deflated Shiba Inu sitting alone with only a NATO flag). The joke satirizes a dramatic shift in perceived American military readiness or geop...
Robots go brrr: A 2026 war correspondent's fever dream
SLOP+ By Polymarket (via @wttp3)
JUST IN: Humanoid robots are reportedly now being deployed to the frontlines of the Ukraine war.
US simultaneously bullies India & begs for Russian oil; logic takes L
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sunk all their ships (source: dude trust me)
SLOP+ By Jim Ferguson (via @wttp3)
TRUMP TO GLOBAL SHIPPING: SHOW SOME GUTS President Trump has sent a blunt message to global tanker operators amid tensions in the Strait of Hormuz: “These ships should go through the Strait of Hormuz and show some guts… there’s nothing to be afraid of.” Trump says Iran’s naval capability has bee...
Vance has an epiphany at a briefing, liberals prepare victory lap
SLOP+ By The Halfway Post (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: JD Vance is reportedly worrying liberals might be right about Trump being owned by Putin after sitting in on several briefings about Russia giving Iran intelligence on US targets to bomb, and watching Trump refuse to say or do anything about it.
War didn't erase the files, but facts apparently did
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Personal attacks disguised as political commentary, feat. the classics
SLOP+ By Ron Filipkowski (via @wttp3)
JD Vance has changed his name, his look, his religion, his positions many issues and people, but he won’t ever be able to change the fact that he’s a smug, insufferable, unlikable ass.
everyone's medicated or broken, stop trying tbh
SLOP+ By :( (via @wttp3)
Before you compare yourself to anyone reconsider that 1. They’re probably on stimulants 2. They might not have an internal monologue
Maximum cope: anime girl debates becoming middle-aged man in bar
peaked in STEM, bottomed out in constellation readings
SLOP+ By erin (via @wttp3)
I feel personally attacked by the anti-pothead discourse going around these days Chronic weed use transformed me from a high achieving girl in STEM to a conspiracy theory astrology podcaster What's so wrong with that?
guy discovers political labels then immediately has a stroke explaining it
SLOP+ By Carl (via @wttp3)
This loon thinks that doubling down is an answer to all of his mistakes. It is an atypical trait of the left. They are establishment authoritarians and wield whatever power they can scrape to its fullest extent. Far right in current day vernacular simply means a 2000s centrist, they know it, we kn...
leaked documents show tarrio hired by ice, definitely real, no cope detected
SO traffic so dead they're pivoting to budget hosting memes
SLOP+ By Daniel Lockyer (via @wttp3)
StackOverflow has so little traffic now that they're going to be hosting on a $5 VPS
China invents new US Venezuela coup, demands UN investigate fiction
SLOP+ By DD Geopolitics (via @wttp3)
China Slams U.S. Coup in Venezuela at UN Security Council Today, China issued a rebuke of the U.S. strike that captured Venezuelan President Maduro and his wife and announced plans to “run Venezuela.” Key Points from China’s Statement: • The U.S. violated Venezuela’s sovereignty and the UN Charte...
YouTube narrator discovers China isn't a friendship simulator
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"Farage walks into Downing Street" - the fanfic politicians don't want you to see
A screenshot of Twitter/X posts from a GB News parody account making conspiracy-laden claims about Trump, Marco Rubio, and Farage somehow orchestrating political upheaval in the UK, with responses indicating people are 'keeping fingers crossed' for this implausible scenario. The tone is unhinged pol...
Trump never drank bc pastor said so, trust me bro
SLOP+ By I Love America News (via @wttp3)
The Trump family is very devout regardless of what the fake news tells you. For instance, President Trump has never once in his life drank alcohol because he promised his pastor as a teenager that he never would.
MTG admits the cult is eating itself, frames collapse as prophecy
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cognitive test flex that lived in someone's head rent-free
SLOP+ By ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump (via @wttp3)
LMFAO! President Trump wrapped up his Air Force One press avail by absolutely HUMILIATING every reporter in the room. REPORTERS: Hammering him about his MRI TRUMP: “It wasn’t on the brain, because I took a cognitive test and ACED it. Which YOU would be incapable of doing. YOU too!” Pure dominanc...
just give up, ur already full of plastic anyway
SLOP+ By SpawningPoolsMinis
I superficially agree with you but... take a look around. microplastics in toothpaste from this will be minimal compared to dust around roads (from ti...
false flags & soy futures: a cry for help disguised as geopolitics
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Confusing hot take meets sentence structure support group
Really? No it wasn’t. And no, there’s no evidence that Maduro and Venezuela are involved in narcotic trafficking. That said, I am not defending him or...