Lincoln Memorial saw more drama than actual history this week
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Bankruptcy speedrun any% with fraudulent side quests
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Doge went from warmonger to NATO's emotional support animal
A meme comparing the USA's military posture three weeks ago (heavily armed Shiba Inu surrounded by weapons, aircraft, and military equipment) versus now (sad, deflated Shiba Inu sitting alone with only a NATO flag). The joke satirizes a dramatic shift in perceived American military readiness or geop...
Robots go brrr: A 2026 war correspondent's fever dream
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US simultaneously bullies India & begs for Russian oil; logic takes L
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JUST IN: Iranian Foreign Minister Araghchi says "US spent months bullying India into ending oil imports from Russia." "After two weeks of war with Iran, White House is now begging the world…to buy Russian crude."
sunk all their ships (source: dude trust me)
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TRUMP TO GLOBAL SHIPPING: SHOW SOME GUTS President Trump has sent a blunt message to global tanker operators amid tensions in the Strait of Hormuz: “These ships should go through the Strait of Hormuz and show some guts… there’s nothing to be afraid of.” Trump says Iran’s naval capability has bee...
Vance has an epiphany at a briefing, liberals prepare victory lap
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War didn't erase the files, but facts apparently did
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BREAKING: We just checked the Epstein files and Trump is still in there hundreds of thousands of times, there war with Iran hasn’t erased reality.
Personal attacks disguised as political commentary, feat. the classics
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JD Vance has changed his name, his look, his religion, his positions many issues and people, but he won’t ever be able to change the fact that he’s a smug, insufferable, unlikable ass.
everyone's medicated or broken, stop trying tbh
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Maximum cope: anime girl debates becoming middle-aged man in bar
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peaked in STEM, bottomed out in constellation readings
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I feel personally attacked by the anti-pothead discourse going around these days Chronic weed use transformed me from a high achieving girl in STEM to a conspiracy theory astrology podcaster What's so wrong with that?
guy discovers political labels then immediately has a stroke explaining it
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leaked documents show tarrio hired by ice, definitely real, no cope detected
BREAKING: Newly leaked ICE documents show that Enrique Tarrio, the leader of the Proud Boys white nationalist militia who attacked the Capitol on January 6th, is now an ICE OFFICER! After the shooting of Renee Good, an anonymous whistleblower from the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) allegedly ...
SO traffic so dead they're pivoting to budget hosting memes
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StackOverflow has so little traffic now that they're going to be hosting on a $5 VPS
China invents new US Venezuela coup, demands UN investigate fiction
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YouTube narrator discovers China isn't a friendship simulator
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China Won’t Bleed for You — Maduro Just Proved It. Being China’s Partner Is a Fatal Mistake. China spent over $100 billion propping up Venezuela — then watched as its “ironclad ally” was arrested and flown out in a flawless U.S. operation. This video breaks down the surreal timeline of Maduro’s ar...
"Farage walks into Downing Street" - the fanfic politicians don't want you to see
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Trump never drank bc pastor said so, trust me bro
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MTG admits the cult is eating itself, frames collapse as prophecy
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Marjorie Taylor Greene finally said the quiet part out loud, on video. “I was day one MAGA… and this fight has ripped MAGA apart. Watching the man we supported do this has been one of the most destructive things to the movement. The American people won’t tolerate any more bullshit.” This isn’t a c...
cognitive test flex that lived in someone's head rent-free
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LMFAO! President Trump wrapped up his Air Force One press avail by absolutely HUMILIATING every reporter in the room. REPORTERS: Hammering him about his MRI TRUMP: “It wasn’t on the brain, because I took a cognitive test and ACED it. Which YOU would be incapable of doing. YOU too!” Pure dominanc...
just give up, ur already full of plastic anyway
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I superficially agree with you but... take a look around. microplastics in toothpaste from this will be minimal compared to dust around roads (from ti...
false flags & soy futures: a cry for help disguised as geopolitics
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They want to shift your attention with the DC shooting, from these topics: - Epstein files coverup - White House secretly colluding with Russians - Kushner and Witkoff likely committed espionage - failing economy - failed soy trade deal with China - Trump health down hill
Confusing hot take meets sentence structure support group
Really? No it wasn’t. And no, there’s no evidence that Maduro and Venezuela are involved in narcotic trafficking. That said, I am not defending him or...