Metro discovers landlords exist and has normal questions about it
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ALIEN HOOKERS INVADE EARTH—DE THEY OVERPAID? STAR SEES BEYOND SEX-BOT NEWS RAGES PROBE REVEALS MADAMS' PAY— TOLD YA, WE WERE RIGHT
A tabloid uses provocative imagery and defensive rhetoric to frame the exploitation it's literally profiting from as empowerment discourse. The self-aware contradiction here is so close to touching actual insight that it loops back around to being unhinged—like watching someone win an argument again...

