Alien sex workers unionize, redditors vindicated by intergalactic payroll leaks
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Who is K.G.M and why do we care? A mystery wrapped in billionaire gossip
A sensationalist meme featuring a headshot of a man in formal attire against a purple background, with a circled inset showing someone holding a sign reading 'We Are K.G.M'. The text makes vague, conspiratorial claims about an unnamed woman defeating a tech company, creating mysterious and unsubstan...
MAGA guy becomes unwitting vessel for all your conspiracy theories
A meme image showing a person wearing a red MAGA hat eating hot dogs, with text labels pointing to different elements as political commentary. A dark dog is visible in the background. The labels create absurdist connections between unrelated political topics and current events.
alien raves harder than your local military security clearance
guy does nothing, big controls time, smoke exists. mystery solved.
GUY sings nothing, obvious bIg controls time, smoke hidden in night
girl connects dots, refuses to elaborate, looks unhinged about it
A Facebook post featuring a woman with an intensely shocked/enlightened expression lying on white pillows, captioned as if she's had a major revelatory moment about 'connecting all the dots.' The meme plays on the common internet trope of suddenly understanding something profound, creating an ambigu...
Skull suits and lightning: when conspiracy meets 80s camp
Peak toilet-based conspiracy art: flush the lies, embrace the cosmic plumbing
A surreal, psychedelic illustration featuring a toilet bowl as a cosmic portal with astronauts, UFOs, and a grinning character in a wide-brimmed hat presiding over an absurdist universe. The background is filled with staring eyes, floating objects, and conspiracy-adjacent text scattered throughout i...
broken religious fever dream meets matrix fanfic energy
GOSPEL OF TRUTH beats mask silent shadows leaks in the dark world TOP SECRET whispers Judas bleeds on broken code truth cracks, then shatters
Colonel talks 4-hour speedrun of nonsense, credibility speedran to zero
trust me bro i studied the blackboard
A black and white image of a person wearing glasses and a dark shirt standing in front of a blackboard covered with conspiracy theory diagrams and notes. Behind them is a wall with colorful text graffiti. The image is framed as a fake 'expert profile' article headline suggesting the person is an Ira...
unhinged headline tries to weaponize someone's past job
SLOP+ By πππππππ (via @wttp3)
Ex-Strip club worker Zionist congresswoman gets HUMILIATED after being caught LYING, turns nervous, and tries to deflect (Ana Paulina was paid $250k by AIPAC)
elite golf schemes & hacked eagles; the stock market found reddit
puppet masters in makeup; trust issues meet celebrity gossip fever dream
they're all puppets mk-ultra makeup line? trust none outside celeb rehaib flouts peak slop behind masks, main character energy
guy realizes politician looks bad, connects dots to hell
SLOP+ By Rupert Read (via @wttp3)
Itβs worth paying attention to how Bliarβs physical appearance is more and more reminiscent ofβ¦the Devil.
unhinged UK politics rant with made-up epithets and zero chill
Carrie (via @wttp3)β’
NHS records + Palantir = performative outrage with zero agency
SLOP+ By Normal Island News (via @wttp3)
Who else is fucking thrilled that Palantir, the mass surveillance company that brags of killing its enemies, is getting our NHS records and there is nothing we can do about it? x
Jennifer Welch speedruns political discourse with pink-arm slurs
SLOP+ By Marco Foster (via @wttp3)
Jennifer Welch on ICE: βWe will not be gaslit. We will not be terrorized by these pink arm, low T, mask wearing thugs. All of you in MAGA can go fuck yourself. Youβre gonna silence all of us? Youβre gonna kill all of us? We will not stop fighting and we will not obey in advanceβ
Trump as a seasonal mystery box of classified ops
Shashank Joshi (via @wttp3)β’
Just vibes, bro. Definitely not implying anything about American imperialism
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Founder hates NHS, but also wants their data apparently
SLOP+ By Good Law Project (via @wttp3)
The NHS is under pressure to adopt Palantir software. Palantirβs founder openly despises the NHS. You can push back β use our tool to see if your local trust is using the software, then send an email to say no to Palantir https:// goodlaw.social/658abc
Charlie Sheen discovers Big Pharma doesn't want him healthy, very normal
GutterFeedβ’
Rothschild slaying while staying anonymous, truly the sigma grindset
SLOP+ By @sammendez9702
@SlayRothschild Super Alpha Male
two brits discover mind control exists, science journalists everywhere clutch pearls
Sophisticated and deadly βbrain weaponsβ that can attack or alter human consciousness, perception, memory or behaviour are no longer the stuff of science fiction, two British academics argue.
Urinetown isn't satire, it's a documentary (nervous laughter)
Iβm in the show Urinetown right now and the parallels are UNREAL. I donβt think itβs fiction, actually. lol π