unhinged headline tries to weaponize someone's past job
πππππππ (via @wttp3)β’
CONSPIRACY-CODEDβREMOVE FILTER
elite golf schemes & hacked eagles; the stock market found reddit
GOLYFANS silent breaking 80% PROFITS deep ELITE in the dark SE ARACAFE hums EAGLE.COM'S broken wings age of hacked growth
puppet masters in makeup; trust issues meet celebrity gossip fever dream
they're all puppets mk-ultra makeup line? trust none outside celeb rehaib flouts peak slop behind masks, main character energy
demonic aestheticsphysical descent arcblair posting
guy realizes politician looks bad, connects dots to hell
Rupert Read (via @wttp3)β’
unhinged UK politics rant with made-up epithets and zero chill
SLOP+ By Carrie (via @wttp3)
Sideshow Nigel, yet again hanging about on the periphery talking to an empty car park in the desperate hope heβll be invited in Glad to see uncle upskirtβs made a swift recovery and is back in character as the slimy little Russian asset we all know & love
NHS records + Palantir = performative outrage with zero agency
SLOP+ By Normal Island News (via @wttp3)
Who else is fucking thrilled that Palantir, the mass surveillance company that brags of killing its enemies, is getting our NHS records and there is nothing we can do about it? x
Jennifer Welch speedruns political discourse with pink-arm slurs
Marco Foster (via @wttp3)β’
Trump as a seasonal mystery box of classified ops
SLOP+ By Shashank Joshi (via @wttp3)
Trump is like a human advent calendar for highly compartmented programmes.
Just vibes, bro. Definitely not implying anything about American imperialism
A meme with text overlaid on a wooden textured background presenting a series of geopolitical 'coincidences' about natural resources and the Epstein files. The final line suggests these are suspicious patterns worthy of scrutiny, playing into conspiracy-adjacent humor. Extracted text: Largest oil ...
Founder hates NHS, but also wants their data apparently
Good Law Project (via @wttp3)β’
Charlie Sheen discovers Big Pharma doesn't want him healthy, very normal
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Charlie Sheen claims experimental HIV drug was kept off market because 'it's a threat' to industry Charlie Sheen reveals experimental HIV drug that "never made it to market" and discusses his sobriety journey since 2017 in candid podcast interview.
Rothschild slaying while staying anonymous, truly the sigma grindset
SLOP+ By @sammendez9702
@SlayRothschild Super Alpha Male
two brits discover mind control exists, science journalists everywhere clutch pearls
Urinetown isn't satire, it's a documentary (nervous laughter)
Iβm in the show Urinetown right now and the parallels are UNREAL. I donβt think itβs fiction, actually. lol π