Daily Star discovers the contradiction it created, feels smug about it
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Certified food safety expert forgets broken fridge, blames technician anyway
A Facebook-style social media post where Jo-Jo Chipper admits to accidentally drinking spoiled milk from a bloated carton due to a broken fridge seal. The comment thread features John Richards making darkly humorous implications about Jo-Jo's survival, with Jo-Jo defensively asserting their food hyg...
Old man reads wrong, gets ratio'd by entire friend group
A Facebook comment thread showing a heated exchange between users Simon Hodgkiss-Rogers, David Hamill, and Joe West. Simon corrects David for misreading a post about Spandau Ballet, David admits his mistake with a casual dismissal, Simon responds sarcastically, and Joe West escalates by insulting Da...
Danny's defensive reaction accidentally confirms his herpes status
Woman roasts age-related misogyny with livestock metaphors and deadlifts
SLOP+ By StrengthEwa (via @wttp3)
One of the comments yesterday under my post said- Sex with a woman over 40 is like filling the tank of a βwreckedβ car? Funny, most 40+ women I know are fully serviced, paid off, and run smoother than half the brand-new models.If I were you, I would be more worried about faulty hose or shooting bla...
unasked therapy session disguised as celebrity defense
SLOP+ By zee (via @wttp3)
she doesn't look ugly + clearly your life revolves so much around looks to be worried about someone being 'ugly'.. I can assure you Ariana is living her best life because she is comfortable with how she looks, you should seek comfort within yourself, not try to look the best.
guy defends holly branches with the fury of someone personally attacked
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Man tired, denies tiredness by complaining about being called tired
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Trump Appears to Fight Sleep During Cabinet Meeting President Trump began the meeting by criticizing media coverage about him showing signs of fatigue. Last month, he appeared to doze off during a meeting in the Oval Office.
Actually, tough guys are nuanced, here's why you're wrong
SLOP+ By @mtxzh2637
"tough" guys arent hostile with everybody dumbass
bro just accept the church basement plot hole and move on
SLOP+ By Both-Holiday34
bro stop being a fun-sponge Its not suposed to be overly realistic and belivable In fact it would be even less belivable if there were photos cuz like...
7 years of mediocrity doesn't cancel out being mid
SLOP+ By tb0904
He managed it for 7 years. That's not a rookie
no u but make it aggressively personal
No thats you're missus and YOU KNOW IT.