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A Flow app screenshot showing a dictation streak tracker at the top, with a confused, rambling transcription below about someone named Terry allegedly on drugs, Ron tracking him via Pegasus stuff, and Patrick-related chaos. The transcribed text is an incoherent rant about music production with bizar...

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Santa's color preferences analyzed via keyboard mashing and broken spelling

SLOP+ By TheRealThelmaJohnson (via @wttp3)

"Does Santas vares night vishun goggles? Mebbe he do because Santas like creen, or maybe he vear hit goggle because Santas like red better"

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Santa's color preferences analyzed via keyboard mashing and broken spelling