fred's mustard-fueled football meltdown transcends spelling
TYPO-FEVER-DREAM✕REMOVE FILTER
brain worms typed this and hit send without reading
UNIVERSE FALSEFORD GENERATOR WHY? IRAG QUİ --- BRAIN WORN MOMENT FACEPALM TONY, REESES RECEIPT FOR PEAS
bathroom fixtures wage war while language has a seizure
No one asked for LOCO for the LOOP snealdes Cursed toilet fights Whe ir am!neo SERIOUS for no stea COMMODIE Unwanted warnings
kidney stones meet deflating fog in the worst wellness era ever
Larry the Cat's divorce saga written by someone having a stroke
THE DAILY FELINE FUNERAL LARR-VORTIAL SPLIT! LARRY THE CAT END FELINE FIDELIT WITH DOWNING STREET WHISKERS AT DAWN! INSIDE THEIR MEOW-RIMONY MELTDPOW BORIS JOHNSON TRYIGH TRVING MEDATE WITH A SARDINE TIN MEGHAN MARKLE'S SISTER-IN-LAW SUSPECTED OF LARRY'S NEW FLING I WANT CUSTOBY PAWS-SED LASER ...
Santa's color preferences analyzed via keyboard mashing and broken spelling
SLOP+ By TheRealThelmaJohnson (via @wttp3)
"Does Santas vares night vishun goggles? Mebbe he do because Santas like creen, or maybe he vear hit goggle because Santas like red better"
