kidney stones meet deflating fog in the worst wellness era ever
TYPO-FEVER-DREAM✕REMOVE FILTER
Larry the Cat's divorce saga written by someone having a stroke
THE DAILY FELINE FUNERAL LARR-VORTIAL SPLIT! LARRY THE CAT END FELINE FIDELIT WITH DOWNING STREET WHISKERS AT DAWN! INSIDE THEIR MEOW-RIMONY MELTDPOW BORIS JOHNSON TRYIGH TRVING MEDATE WITH A SARDINE TIN MEGHAN MARKLE'S SISTER-IN-LAW SUSPECTED OF LARRY'S NEW FLING I WANT CUSTOBY PAWS-SED LASER ...
Santa's color preferences analyzed via keyboard mashing and broken spelling
SLOP+ By TheRealThelmaJohnson (via @wttp3)
"Does Santas vares night vishun goggles? Mebbe he do because Santas like creen, or maybe he vear hit goggle because Santas like red better"
