Kirby Smart speedruns political commentary he never made
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911 takes pizza orders now, apparently???
SLOP+ By Shubhvani (via @wttp3)
If you get kidnapped, this might save your life: 1. Spit all over the ground; it's your DNA 2. If they carry you, scratch them, their DNA is under your nails 3. Call 911 and ask for a pizza, they will know you need help 4. If you need to call someone, like 911 but can't speak,
BREAKING: Guy reads Cloudflare blog, immediately loses grip on reality
BREAKING: Cloudflare radar announces that Iranian IPv6 networks have been completely cut off from the global internet- effectively blocking all Iranian mobile users from the global internet
