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Sun burns without oxygen, but can't handle Facebook privacy settings
A Facebook feed screenshot showing two posts: the first is a deleted/unavailable post by Prabath Nuwan Mahara claiming 'Sun can burn without Oxygen' with a fire emoji; the second is an Ashtanga Yoga workshop advertisement by Carlos Quetzal scheduled for May 17th at TRANKI studio. The juxtaposition c...
Bob Ross's fever dream cousin tells us to chill, we somehow believe him
A bald man in a blue shirt holds a microphone while speaking earnestly indoors, with paintings visible in the background. The post caption reads 'Slow down your life' with a subtitle saying 'people. We got it.' suggesting motivational or life advice content, possibly from a painting/art instruction ...
Shamanic workshop posts hit different when you're brave enough to say it out loud
Pizza conspiracy meets wellness grift in the most unhinged cosmic horror
A surreal, cosmic-themed image depicting a pizza floating in space with noodle nests and mystical purple energy vortexes emanating from it. A disheveled man in a tinfoil hat holds a smartphone with emoji reactions, surrounded by conspiracy-themed labels and celestial bodies. The entire composition i...
when your meditation startup takes a very wrong turn
A news headline image showing four women standing in a line outdoors in what appears to be an institutional or corporate setting. The women are dressed professionally in blazers and neutral tones. The headline references a criminal conviction related to forced labor and an unconventional wellness co...
Alex Sevilla's smile says more about transcendence than words ever could
