The New Yorker gets absolutely demolished by emoji guy
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boomer accidentally invents the worst pickup line in existence
SLOP+ By bruise camphell ( ) (via @wttp3)
my elderly client is unaware i’m gay, & asked me today what i think of gay people. i obviously said y’know, they’re normal folks just like you and me. he was surprised by this, nodded, and said “what would you do if one came up to you and said, wanna get gay?” i fucking LAUGHED