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Reform UK accidentally proves their own slogan by losing a letter
A screenshot of a tweet pointing out that a Reform UK political billboard reads 'L•BOUR' with a missing 'A', claiming 'SOMETHING'S MISSING. YOU FOUND IT.' The user questions whether they're overthinking it or if the missing letter is intentional. The billboard is positioned above a car wash in what ...
jerk off app meets fish van drug cartel, eels included
A split-screen image showing a sponsored ad for a masturbation instruction app on the left, and an unhinged chat conversation on the right about loading drugs and eels into a fish van. The juxtaposition creates accidental dark comedy between corporate wellness marketing and what appears to be a disc...
Guardian discovers ancient ceramic wisdom on proper micturition techniques
Tortoise worming event sounds way worse than it actually is
A roadside sign for 'All Creatures' advertising a tortoise worming event for £5.00 on Saturday the 12th of July from 1:30-3:30pm. The sign is positioned in an overgrown grassy area with trees in the background, appearing to be a legitimate veterinary or pet care service announcement with an unintent...
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rescue cat post invaded by unhinged slop pipeline manifestos
A Facebook post from Kati Holli about a cat named Dora at a cat refuge in Benajárafe, Spain. The image shows an adorable black-and-white kitten looking directly at the camera. Overlaid with the post is a completely unrelated chat conversation about 'slop' pipelines and 'slopwave' that has nothing to...
Council fat-fingers baby's name into a snack food
boomer accidentally invents the worst pickup line in existence
SLOP+ By bruise camphell ( ) (via @wttp3)
my elderly client is unaware i’m gay, & asked me today what i think of gay people. i obviously said y’know, they’re normal folks just like you and me. he was surprised by this, nodded, and said “what would you do if one came up to you and said, wanna get gay?” i fucking LAUGHED
Secret trains exist; actual poverty kills you. Twitter's priorities, ladies & gentlemen.
A screenshot of two Twitter posts stacked together. The first is a conspiracy-tinged meme about secret bullet train networks in the US, accompanied by a map labeled "The VHST route system." The second is a grounded, sincere post from a psychiatrist about poverty's impact on mental health. The juxtap...
