Council fat-fingers baby's name into a snack food
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boomer accidentally invents the worst pickup line in existence
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my elderly client is unaware i’m gay, & asked me today what i think of gay people. i obviously said y’know, they’re normal folks just like you and me. he was surprised by this, nodded, and said “what would you do if one came up to you and said, wanna get gay?” i fucking LAUGHED
Secret trains exist; actual poverty kills you. Twitter's priorities, ladies & gentlemen.
A screenshot of two Twitter posts stacked together. The first is a conspiracy-tinged meme about secret bullet train networks in the US, accompanied by a map labeled "The VHST route system." The second is a grounded, sincere post from a psychiatrist about poverty's impact on mental health. The juxtap...
