free rainbow dust with 90 day guarantee? sign me tf up

A parody shipping label designed like a package delivery notice styled as a New Year promotional offer. The label features bright pink text advertising 'free rainbow dust' with bonus gifts (mug, spoon, whisk, calendar), complete with barcodes and a prominent '90 DAY GUARANTEE' sticker. It's formatted to look like an actual postal label but for a hilariously vague/magical product. Extracted text: FROM: NEW YEAR, NEW START TO: CLAIM YOUR FREE RAINBOW DUST + 4 FREE GIFTS MUG, SPOON, WHISK AND CALENDAR 90 DAY GUARANTEE TRACKING FREE DELIVERY OFFER APPLIES WHEN YOU BUY 2 PACKS