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One weird syringe trick doctors HATE (actual doctors hate it)
A health/wellness advertisement featuring a syringe with yellow liquid labeled 'Something' against a green textured background with red peppers on the left. The image makes dubious medical claims about reducing belly fat by treating a fatty liver, presenting it as a miracle solution. Extracted tex...
Spacegoods tells you 4 products cost Ā£29, math immediately dies
A vibrant, gradient pink-to-purple promotional graphic advertising a wellness/supplement starter kit bundle. Features four products (coffee powder packet, wearable device, drink bottle, and sphere) with crossed-out original prices (Ā£39, Ā£19, Ā£19, Ā£49) totaling Ā£126, now bundled for Ā£29. The design u...
Flush the BS out of your wallet with this one weird trick
