elon bad: the structured list speedrun

A Twitter user with strong opinions and a thesaurus decides that the best rhetorical strategy is to weaponize sarcasm by frontloading "people only hate him because" before dumping an entire manifesto's worth of grievances into one sentence. The kind of post that gets ratio'd by both Musk fanboys and people who find the delivery exhausting, yet somehow accumulates thousands of likes from the perpetually terminally online. Classic "I'm very smart and you're all idiots" energy disguised as sardonic critique.