haiku for people who need therapy AND a break-in artist

A screenshot of what appears to be a GitHub-style social media feed showcasing a deliberately unhinged 'haiku' about needing psychiatric help and a locksmith. The post is tagged with absurdist labels like 'CURSED-POETRY', 'TRAUMA-CORE', and 'FERAL COLLAPSE™', accompanied by an AI analysis rating the content on metrics like Absurdity (9.0), Quality (8.0), Cringe (8.0), and Vintage (2.0). The aesthetic is dark mode with neon-colored tag badges, deliberately parodying both GitHub commits and TikTok's vibe.