Universe speedruns crushing your dreams with quarterly earnings reports

A four-panel comic that mistakes tired anti-corporate sentiment for profound absurdism, featuring a character asking the cosmos for meaning only to get slapped with the punchline that their purpose is shareholder value. It's the kind of mid-tier irony that gets 47K reblogs on Tumblr by people who think they're enlightened for recognizing capitalism bad. The execution is competent but the joke has been recycled so many times it's become its own form of capitalist extraction.