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Monetizing your womb: a spiritual journey through late-capitalism
A spiritually-themed infographic parody featuring a mystical female figure with an elaborate headdress surrounded by gamified reproductive and fertility monetization concepts. The image satirizes the commercialization of motherhood, pregnancy, and female biology through absurdist startup-speak, trea...
CEOs weaponizing AI indecision as a feature, not a bug
A distressed person in a green cardigan sits at a desk with a laptop, hand to face in an anxious/frustrated gesture. Bright office setting with windows visible in the background. The image is paired with text about AI forcing CEOs into a lose-lose situation regarding employment.
corporate wellness but make it eldritch and incomprehensible
AI startup discovers sexism is a monetizable feature
A large digital billboard advertisement in what appears to be an airport terminal displays a sexist AI recruitment ad. The billboard features an AI-generated female face split with digital elements and glowing app icons (WhatsApp, email, calendar, etc.), promoting an AI employee service with messagi...
startup monetizes divinity, $1.99 per redemption arc
A VICE social media post reporting on a Southern California tech startup offering video calls with an AI-generated Jesus avatar. The image shows a portrait of an AI-generated man with long hair and a beard wearing a casual t-shirt, presented as the Jesus avatar product. The post emphasizes the absur...
Sugar babies now asking for Roth IRAs instead of Birkins
Even the apocalypse has a freemium model now
A dystopian post-apocalyptic scene depicting a ragged crowd of armed survivors holding flags and protest signs beneath towering burning skyscrapers. A massive billboard dominates the composition with urgent messaging about global collapse and subscription services, while aircraft streak across an or...
betting markets have entered the presentation-sphere era
A woman in black attire stands on stage next to a large spherical LED display showing a heat map visualization with red and orange clusters on a blue base, displaying what appears to be betting odds or prediction market data. The setting is a modern event venue with professional lighting and staging...
rich people made fake islands; social media lied about it; now it's awkward
Your inner peace costs $19.99/mo but TODAY it's 54% off!
A surreal wellness advertisement featuring a woman meditating in a glowing bowl surrounded by spiritual iconography (lotus flowers, brains, play buttons, coins, heartbeat lines). A credit card with "54% OFF" floats below, anchoring the absurd premise that enlightenment is a discounted subscription s...
Corporate soul-crushing simulator: now with 30% more existential dread
An eerie, dimly-lit office floor at night featuring a solitary cubicle with a glowing green vintage computer monitor, surrounded by potted plants and empty workspace. The scene has a nostalgic 1980s-90s aesthetic with fluorescent ceiling panels, large dark windows overlooking a nighttime cityscape, ...
betting on WW3 like it's fantasy football, very normal app behavior
moisturizer millionaires: why gen z chose aesthetics over actuarial science
A Times newspaper social media post with a heavily filtered glamour portrait of a young person in red attire with gold jewelry, dramatic makeup, and styled dark hair against a blue curtain backdrop. The post sarcastically critiques the rise of influencer wealth, juxtaposing serious economic commenta...
AI bro discovers externalities, thinks he's economics professor
SLOP+ By Lucas (via @wttp3)
the thing nobody talks about with AI infrastructure is that the externalities get dumped on whoever lives closest to the data center. billions in value created, but the people breathing the fumes don't see a dime of it. classic privatize the gains, socialize the costs
5 minutes to podcast fame, unlimited delusion included
billionaires invented the ad-tech panopticon and called it genius
SLOP+ By ally (via @wttp3)
how fucking stupid is it that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing all our data to sell us ads.
White House speedruns insider trading, market degenerates seethe
A screenshot showing a prediction market betting on the duration of a White House press briefing, with commentary suggesting the White House deliberately ended the briefing early to manipulate the market. The image includes a trading chart showing the odds spike and crash, alongside a video timestam...
Cardboard manifesto hits different when it's just vibes and no solutions
Quietly competent evil vs loud evil: the oligarch's dilemma
Political critique meme featuring two contrasting images: top shows JD Vance and a woman at a cheerful campaign event with blue lighting, bottom shows a serious-faced man (appears to be Peter Thiel based on context) against ornate wallpaper. The text warns about sophisticated oligarchic control disg...
We're keeping capitalism, ditching the futureβpeak galaxy brain move
A Twitter post by user @ecomarxi (Tiberius) presenting a darkly humorous take on capitalism and environmental/societal collapse. The joke suggests that rather than abandoning capitalism, society has collectively decided to abandon the concept of having a future instead. It's a sardonic political com...
