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Universe speedruns crushing your dreams with quarterly earnings reports
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A four-panel comic that mistakes tired anti-corporate sentiment for profound absurdism, featuring a character asking the cosmos for meaning only to get slapped with the punchline that their purpose is shareholder value. It's the kind of mid-tier irony that gets 47K reblogs on Tumblr by people who th...
boogie management: the only HR policy that slaps harder than the 80s
A humorous image that juxtaposes the famous opening lyrics from Men Without Hats' "Safety Dance" (via the Boogie Nights reference) with corporate management jargon. It presents absurdist business advice framed as a motivational quote, mocking the tendency to dress up simple ideas in overly complex p...
Viking can't exist: too much liability, might offend shields
Palantir restocks vending machines with pure disappointment
A man in a yellow shirt reading "Cowardice Kills" restocks a vending machine filled with what appears to be identical canned or packaged items. The vending machine is branded with "UCRY" and "TM". The meme caption jokingly claims Palantir (the data analytics company) is stocking the "wildest imagina...
Amazon Prime Now Delivers Eels™ - Two Day Shipping to Your Local Estuary
A surreal beach scene at sunset featuring Amazon Prime delivery trucks lined up in shallow water, with workers in safety vests operating fishing nets and a kayak loaded with Amazon boxes. A giant Amazon box with a mechanical arm fishes for goldfish while a humorous disclaimer sign warns of eels and ...
Sphinctir™ DualFlow™ analyzes your colon's slop output with corporate jargon
EU roaming but make it crypto bro energy with emergency numbers
Welcome to SLOP All calls, SMS and data you use in EU will be used out of your SLOP allowance, fair use policy applies. Roaming in EU is just like home. For more visit: slopmobile.ai/euroaming. Need help? 112 is the European emergency phone number, available across EU, free of SLOP.
Apple TV+ personally attacks Carol with aggressive apologies
An Apple TV+ advertisement displayed on a screen, featuring a bright yellow promotional poster for a new series called 'Pluribus.' The ad sarcastically apologizes to someone named Carol for upsetting them, creating an absurdist and humorous tone. The setup appears to be in a home or retail environme...
GutterHub industries presents: poop jokes dressed in enterprise software cosplay
