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Apple TV+ personally attacks Carol with aggressive apologies
An Apple TV+ advertisement displayed on a screen, featuring a bright yellow promotional poster for a new series called 'Pluribus.' The ad sarcastically apologizes to someone named Carol for upsetting them, creating an absurdist and humorous tone. The setup appears to be in a home or retail environme...
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