man blames thicc ass for data breach, NYT journalists confused

A screenshot of a New York Times sponsored post on social media about data breaches, featuring a stylized red and black illustration of a distressed face. Below the article, a user comment from 'Tom Judge' makes an absurd, nonsensical response claiming their data was breached because their buttocks are too large. The comment is hilariously out-of-context and intentionally oblivious to the article's actual content.