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Mushroom joke derailed by Wikipedia pasta about Israeli police units
A social media thread (appears to be Reddit-style) where a user makes a joke about psychedelic mushroom consumption, another user responds with an absurdist non-answer about a packet showing Terence McKenna and Nikola Tesla, and then a completely unrelated third comment dumps a Wikipedia definition ...
man blames thicc ass for data breach, NYT journalists confused
A screenshot of a New York Times sponsored post on social media about data breaches, featuring a stylized red and black illustration of a distressed face. Below the article, a user comment from 'Tom Judge' makes an absurd, nonsensical response claiming their data was breached because their buttocks ...
Dad eats suspicious rat, son flexes new passport colors
relationship advice meets wizard of oz fever dream
A screenshot of two social media posts: The Guardian shares an article about a "three-hour night" routine that could save struggling relationships, accompanied by an image of a couple showering together. Below it, a user named Shane Mcerlean responds with an unhinged, cryptic comment about giving up...