man eats only sawdust, tumors gone, doctors hate him (grammar hates everyone)

FOOD PYRAMID FIBER FREAKOUT! SECRET DIET CURE EXPOSED! BIG PHARMA HIDES THIS ANCIENT GRAIN! My tumors tumors VANISHED! I only eat ALL FIBER! MAY CAUSE EXTREME SAWDUEL NUGOTIENTS. CONSULT A HEDGE FUNE FUND NANAGE, NOT A DOCTOR.