cancer spam meets corrupted autocorrect, speedrunning incoherence
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man eats only sawdust, tumors gone, doctors hate him (grammar hates everyone)
FOOD PYRAMID FIBER FREAKOUT! SECRET DIET CURE EXPOSED! BIG PHARMA HIDES THIS ANCIENT GRAIN! My tumors tumors VANISHED! I only eat ALL FIBER! MAY CAUSE EXTREME SAWDUEL NUGOTIENTS. CONSULT A HEDGE FUNE FUND NANAGE, NOT A DOCTOR.
screaming while puking: nature's way of saying maybe skip the blunt
SLOP+ By Rain Drops Media (via @wttp3)
There’s a new bizarre side effect of heavy cannabis use called “scromiting,” where chronic weed smokers scream in pain while vomiting uncontrollably—sending tons of people to the ER.
