Telegraph discovers infidelity cures marriage like it's a life hack

A woman's solution to marital discord is not therapy, communication, or reflection—it's just, you know, sleeping around with explicit spousal permission. The Telegraph presents this as an uplifting personal essay rather than a symptom of deeper dysfunction. It's the kind of take that sounds profound in a wine-drunk dinner conversation but reads like relationship advice from someone who hasn't processed their own emotional unavailability.