Retired guy discovered 8 weird tricks wives hate (therapists HATE him)
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bro married a ghost and acted shocked when reality kicked in
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A FRIEND MARRIED a girl who didn't have social media. A year later he realized who he really married:
he tweets love, she podcasts resentment - parasocial relationship speedrun
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Barack Obama, to 5M people on social media: “boy folks I sure do love my wife let me tell ya” Michelle Obama, to 24 people listening to her podcast: “my life isn’t what I wanted it to be, and a lot of it is because of Barack, who is very imperfect”
Woman mistakes wedding for horror movie, finds peace in solitude
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Scott Adams deathbed citation, because that's how logic works
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They say the person you marry is the most important decision of your life. Many times, men, as their wife ages, get drawn to younger, hotter women, leaving behind the one who’s been with them since the beginning. Scott Adams is a great example. In his last days of life, his older, wrinkled wife wa...
magi abandons wife to vibe-check a random newborn across the globe
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Part of being a magi means having tough conversations with the missus like “Babe, there’s this new goated baby that’s just been born, I need to go halfway across the world to hang out with him. They’re saying this might be one of the best babies ever. I need to hang with him.”
spouse ghosting speedrun any% - tea break world record unlocked
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wife roasts husband with fake breakup accusation, very normal
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“People are asking me why I’m still married to him.” RFK Jr’s wife Cheryl Hines says her husband offered her a fake separation because he’s such a whack job.
divorce lawyer's favorite copypasta starter pack
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When your wife becomes a sex addict and starts cheating on you with everybody, there’s only one place to go.
Money can't buy love, but TV networks buy nostalgia
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ROLAND WHITE reviews Play for Today: Big Winners - Will a £14million lottery win fix this unhappy marriage? Not a chance... Channel 5 is developing a...
getting married soon but might consider marriage, truly galaxy brain stuff
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And getting married in a couple of months but he-checks notes-“might go the marriage route”?