Scott Adams deathbed citation, because that's how logic works
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magi abandons wife to vibe-check a random newborn across the globe
SLOP+ By donald boat (via @wttp3)
Part of being a magi means having tough conversations with the missus like “Babe, there’s this new goated baby that’s just been born, I need to go halfway across the world to hang out with him. They’re saying this might be one of the best babies ever. I need to hang with him.”
spouse ghosting speedrun any% - tea break world record unlocked
SLOP+ By Fesshole (via @wttp3)
I am the third wheel in my marriage. My spouse spends every free moment on their phone. I send messages asking if they want a cup of tea; I will often have a cup of tea myself between asking and getting a reply.
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wife roasts husband with fake breakup accusation, very normal
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divorce lawyer's favorite copypasta starter pack
SLOP+ By Coach Duggs (via @wttp3)
When your wife becomes a sex addict and starts cheating on you with everybody, there’s only one place to go.
Money can't buy love, but TV networks buy nostalgia
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
ROLAND WHITE reviews Play for Today: Big Winners - Will a £14million lottery win fix this unhappy marriage? Not a chance... Channel 5 is developing a...
getting married soon but might consider marriage, truly galaxy brain stuff
SLOP+ By MarbleousMel
And getting married in a couple of months but he-checks notes-“might go the marriage route”?