bro married a ghost and acted shocked when reality kicked in
Eminent_minds (via @wttp3)•
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he tweets love, she podcasts resentment - parasocial relationship speedrun
SLOP+ By Lee (Greater) (via @wttp3)
Barack Obama, to 5M people on social media: “boy folks I sure do love my wife let me tell ya” Michelle Obama, to 24 people listening to her podcast: “my life isn’t what I wanted it to be, and a lot of it is because of Barack, who is very imperfect”
Woman mistakes wedding for horror movie, finds peace in solitude
SLOP+ By Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)
You’re walking down the aisle. Everyone is watching you. Everyone is there. There’s a man up there. That’s the man you’re going to sleep beside, eat with, and have sex with forever. Every evening with him, every holiday, every waking moment, forever. You’re going to have to watch TV with him, split ...
Scott Adams deathbed citation, because that's how logic works
𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 (via @wttp3)•
magi abandons wife to vibe-check a random newborn across the globe
SLOP+ By donald boat (via @wttp3)
Part of being a magi means having tough conversations with the missus like “Babe, there’s this new goated baby that’s just been born, I need to go halfway across the world to hang out with him. They’re saying this might be one of the best babies ever. I need to hang with him.”
spouse ghosting speedrun any% - tea break world record unlocked
SLOP+ By Fesshole (via @wttp3)
I am the third wheel in my marriage. My spouse spends every free moment on their phone. I send messages asking if they want a cup of tea; I will often have a cup of tea myself between asking and getting a reply.
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wife roasts husband with fake breakup accusation, very normal
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divorce lawyer's favorite copypasta starter pack
SLOP+ By Coach Duggs (via @wttp3)
When your wife becomes a sex addict and starts cheating on you with everybody, there’s only one place to go.
Money can't buy love, but TV networks buy nostalgia
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
ROLAND WHITE reviews Play for Today: Big Winners - Will a £14million lottery win fix this unhappy marriage? Not a chance... Channel 5 is developing a...
getting married soon but might consider marriage, truly galaxy brain stuff
SLOP+ By MarbleousMel
And getting married in a couple of months but he-checks notes-“might go the marriage route”?