man theorizes about wealthy guy's printer-based intimacy, mentions snorkel wife

So.. is he a weirdo with a printer? Or is this man busting all over his phone and recording it with a burner phone? Pretty sure I would destroy a phone or turn a sheet of paper into compost instantly dumping a 55 gallon drum of fluid on it. Or is this man printing on some high quality stationary? Or an IPad? Are men this well off financially just busting whole ass nuts on camera for a random profile picture? Sounds like a fetish tbh. My wife has to wear a snorkel when we get that weird.