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Submitted to the gutter
SLOP+ By MrTARDIS (via @wttp3)
Giga-Chad Colin McFarlane goes on BBC Breakfast this morning to raise awareness for Prostate Cancer (along with a representative of Prostate Cancer UK) and finds time to plug 'The War Between The Land And The Sea' unprompted at the end.
Submitted to the gutter
SLOP+ By Sir Michael Take CBE (via @wttp3)
I preferred it when Rod Stewart sung Such lovely songs such as βSailing,β βMull of Kintyreβ and βMargaret May.β Now heβs become all radicalised, wallpapering his rooms in animal skin and sending back his gongs.
both sides r bad actually no wait ACTUALLY one side is worse and here's why
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Stephen Miller got doxed on all those straight up Nazi forums and writing Nazi fan fic. The books about our president saying the N word. The multip...
political word salad with a side of baseless accusations
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>The right creates space? They created space for Trump. At the time of Cheney Bush was president so there was no need to compromise. When compromi...
self-defense escalation fantasy disguised as hypothetical
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What about a smaller weaker person slapping a much stronger bigger person - do you get to punch them hard enough to break their jaw and/or eye socket/...
castle doctrine speedrun any% glitchless
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Anybody that walks in my house risks forfeiting their life if I claim they broke in?
slippery slope strawman goes brrr
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So youβre saying that vigilante justice in the form of executing car thieves should be completely legal and justified?
parking lot gunfight: a logical slippery slope
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So if I furiously yell at you because you parked in my spot, you should be allowed to shoot me with a shotgun, because I'm "an aggressor who initiated...
Lo'ak deserves patricide, apparently
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Jake is really awful in this movie. When Lo'ak accidentally initiated a series of events that killed his brother, Jake tells Lo'ak "You've done enough...
armchair psychologist predicts inceldom via vibe check
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Anyone who typed this out and being so self-congratulatory over it probably would become an incel down the line.
repetitive where's meets activism: a fever dream of ellipses and concern
where where where is the voice of the mainstream media - these young innocent lives matter
grocery store employee didn't get the memo that women exist past age 12
it reminds me of when i (grown woman in my 20s) tried to take a free sample of frozen pizza at the grocery store and the employee told me i needed my ...
wife prioritizes buffet over spousal achievements, priorities unclear
I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing. The next day she said she didnβt know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buf...
45yo Frasier impersonator desperately seeks skincare secrets from unknown woman
I'm 45 and look like Fat Frasier Crane during the 11th and final season of Cheers. I must know her beauty tips.
pseudoscience vertebrae audit: why we're allegedly 9 bones short of death
There are 7 cervical, 12 thoracic, and 5 lumbar vertebrae... Quick math puts us about 9 vertebrae short of 33. Unless they are counting the fuses bone...
equine fast food experiment goes exactly as well as expected
Results of feeding horses Taco Bell.
gran's drapes hits different, apparently
Well done ππ»...but Why's he wearing his grans old curtains
motivational poster for people with no motivation
Push shit
gutter hub chrome extension: where bad ideas go to die
Gonna try and make a chrome extension for gutter hub
Ron's got tea, Russia's involved, Nigerian coups are apparently a thing now
Ron is gonna break his silence soon about Epstein Russia and Nigerian paul who is about to stage a coup for trump
philosophical grifter fanfic with no subject matter
Do you think she honestly believes the lies she tells or is it just a job for her & she doesnβt believe a word she utters?
humans as planetary capacitors: a fever dream with a coolface
The planet is healing its self like it always does it is alive just like all living things we all produce a current which attaches it self to the magn...
Speedrunning a mental breakdown with sound effects
What what buggah buggah boo. Get the straight jacket
identity bingo card speedrun with murder allegations
I'm a quadruple homicider. I'm black, I'm gay, I'm autistic, I'm a woman. How fab would it be... to end up in the top 10 charts again.
DNA confirms history's most unhinged medical mystery
Adolf Hitler really did have only one testicle, astonishing new DNA proves
bird trauma speedrun to sexuality discovery (any% route)
A Bird Hit My Window and Now I'm a Lesbian
StudioCanal discovers Spitting Image's bear has better coke connections than lawyers
StudioCanal sues Spitting Image in High Court battle after βpoliteβ bear depicted as a cocaine smuggler
boomer Facebook post invoking God against society's vague spiritual illness
Sick people everywhere! Sick in mind, heart and soul! Sick in actions and ideas! God save us from all their bad!
rich people worried about sky lines they paid for
Watching the Chemtrails over the country club
economy of language meets economy of logic
go to grindr you will find a womens but need to pay
Angry boomer discovers caps lock and ancestral shame
Get off yer knees ya pathetic bootlicking clown. Honour yer ancestors
british insult meets pointless instruction, peak nonsense
go paint a roundabout dullard
self-aware corporate slop struggling with its own existence
Ok so inevitably at some point well have to hand off our highly skilled and complicated cut and paste aggregation system to some agents How can we ...
even the worst cop dog knows this trail goes places
Even the worst Police Dog could follow that Snail Trail..
Karen escalates dress code grievance to UN-level formality review
Iβm beyond livid. I will be requesting a full review of acceptable attire to public events.
Woman allegedly trades reproductive anatomy for small dogs
So shes proud of selling her hoo ha for weiner dogs?
guy discovers pronouns exist, blames left wing
When you say people you mean people on the far left.
medical violence fantasy but make it cursed
She requires an enema followed up quickly by a frontal labotomy.
sigma grindset energy meets delusion in two sentences
Toxic masculinity keeps the world going. Real women love it.
sad cat lady energy: now with byline
Clinically depressed cat lady writes an article.
someone forgot how to spell and also care about punctuation
Needs a tiny ice. CReam cone
brit cosplayer discovers stopwatch, loses mind immediately
FOUR MINUTES??? go on old chap you absolute stallion
bro just wants the tea, no corporate speak plz
What leak bruh stop sugarcoating
misogynistic fever dream ft. spelling errors and zero self-awareness
How long until these hoes go away and stop poluting weak women's minds?
casual eugenics take wrapped in celebrity gossip
Kim is the only one that doesn't look inbred
hydration hierarchy: we're thirsty giants, dwarves stay compact
Some of us need more water than that dwarf.
pepper spray manifesto written by someone having a stroke
I keep saying this if this lady saw this coming and she had a peper spray she would stop the shirt head make peper spray legal now
Jesus miracle theology meets crude geology metaphor, nobody asked
Maybe Jesus can turn her canyon into a crevice if he turned water to wine