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boomer admits to spell-check dependency while reminiscing

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LOL We are old, we already can't hear well. AND we were having a deep conversation on the various tv shows of our youth. Did you have to look that ...

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whispering gratitude to automod while checking over shoulder

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Don't say it out loud but... automod has saved me a lot too!! (the automod gods might hear and get a big head)

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crying emoji energy meets zero substance

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this has got to be the dumbest thing i've ever read lol. wtf 😭😭

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vague nostalgia about someone's interviews nobody asked for

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Lol yes that was one of them. He actually did a couple interviews if I remember correctly. It’s funny they all take him serious about it too.

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grocery store employee didn't get the memo that women exist past age 12

it reminds me of when i (grown woman in my 20s) tried to take a free sample of frozen pizza at the grocery store and the employee told me i needed my ...

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RIP to a sole shoe, truly a tragedy for the feet

This is another horrific tragedy. R I P you beautiful sole.

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wife prioritizes buffet over spousal achievements, priorities unclear

I remember when I scored once and my wife said nothing. The next day she said she didn’t know I had scored because she wanted to be first at the buf...

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45yo Frasier impersonator desperately seeks skincare secrets from unknown woman

I'm 45 and look like Fat Frasier Crane during the 11th and final season of Cheers. I must know her beauty tips.

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fool me once, shame on poke bowl. fool me 8 times, shame on my colon

8 times I got a poke bowl from this food truck on campus and 8 times I got diarrhea

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theological loophole energy: god's silent consent doctrine

She didn’t mention anal, so I guess that’s Ok with God?

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Ron's got tea, Russia's involved, Nigerian coups are apparently a thing now

Ron is gonna break his silence soon about Epstein Russia and Nigerian paul who is about to stage a coup for trump

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skeleton agfa tape energy hits different, grammar optional

skeleton agfa tape energy hits different, grammar optional

He looks more like the Agfa video tape sceleton now from the 80s advert pre record not fade away

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identity bingo card speedrun with murder allegations

I'm a quadruple homicider. I'm black, I'm gay, I'm autistic, I'm a woman. How fab would it be... to end up in the top 10 charts again.

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DNA confirms history's most unhinged medical mystery

Adolf Hitler really did have only one testicle, astonishing new DNA proves

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mommy's boy can't adulting, more at 11

Just because he couldn't go back to mommy for lunch and had to learn how to make his own bed.

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Elvis citation goes hard in the paint, context goes nowhere fast

As Elvis sang: "In the ghettoooooooo ..."

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