One pint every 100 seconds or die trying: Irish legend edition
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journalist literally invented dogging hotspots for clicks, became chaos agent
A screenshot of a Twitter/X thread where a user confesses to fabricating newspaper stories about public dogging (outdoor sexual activity) hotspots by identifying random car parks and beauty spots, then reporting them as established cruising locations. A reply accuses them of being a "chaos agent" wh...
British TV lost the plot and found pure chaos instead
A chaotic TV studio scene featuring a person in a Union Jack flag dress wielding a toy sword, surrounded by people in medieval armor and formal wear. A cardboard cutout of Queen Elizabeth II labeled "QUEEN ITV" and a censored figure are visible. The floor is covered in confetti, and there's a though...
man uses forklift & donkey for jewelry heist, truly a visionary
Pizza wait game so strong he speedran a felony
A Wales Online news article screenshot showing a humorous story about a man named John Westlake who climbed into a speed camera and used his phone to flash oncoming cars while waiting for pizza. The image shows him partially visible inside/behind a yellow speed camera unit on a roadside at night. ...