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FEMA discovers aliens prefer hash browns scattered, smothered, and covered

FEMA discovers aliens prefer hash browns scattered, smothered, and covered

A satirical meme combining a serious news headline format with absurdist humor. It features a bearded man in profile on the left side, a UFO with a glowing beam on the right, and a Waffle House restaurant being abducted by the spacecraft. The composition mimics legitimate news article layouts from S...

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HuffPost discovers exotic dancers have better intel than the Pentagon

A screenshot of a HuffPost headline featuring a close-up photo of a young person with pink-tinted hair, eyes closed with a knowing smile, touching their face with manicured nails. The absurdist headline claims exotic dancers are predicting military troop deployments based on unspecified reasoning.

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HuffPost discovers exotic dancers have better intel than the Pentagon
submarine factory = concert venue, logic speedrun any%

submarine factory = concert venue, logic speedrun any%

A silhouetted figure wearing a headlamp and red flannel shirt works on technical equipment with cables at a desk, illuminated by a laptop screen. The image is styled like an investigative news story, with dramatic lighting and a sardonic caption from The Guardian questioning how a submarine-manufact...

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