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Sphinctir™ DualFlow™ analyzes your colon's slop output with corporate jargon

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Sphinctir™ DualFlow™ analyzes your colon's slop output with corporate jargon

manifesting a giant green cat into your life whether you like it or not

A framed artwork featuring a vibrant green cat with blue eyes and an unsettling expression, surrounded by hand-drawn comic panels and sketches. The piece combines motivational self-help language with absurdist humor, presenting an unwanted responsibility (a massive cat) as something to embrace with ...

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manifesting a giant green cat into your life whether you like it or not
Woman celebrates cat birthday like they're literal children, calls herself slave
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Woman celebrates cat birthday like they're literal children, calls herself slave

A heartwarming yet unintentionally cringe birthday post for two rescue cats named NiceOne and Bruva, celebrating their 11th birthday. The post features party-decorated photos of the cats with balloons and party hats, alongside a video of what appears to be a decorative pot or planter. The owner uses...

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Peak slop: man speedruns religious iconography without irony

A religious-themed portrait depicting a suited man with a golden halo surrounded by praying figures in a church setting with stained glass windows. The image presents an idealized, almost saintly visualization accompanying a caption making extraordinary religious and political claims about a specifi...

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Peak slop: man speedruns religious iconography without irony
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love is dead and it sounds like wet chewing

A darkly comedic diorama featuring two elderly dolls seated at a small table with food, positioned beneath a decorative garland. The text above presents a morbid joke about relationship frustration, contrasting the wholesome miniature scene with deeply unhinged sentiment. Extracted text: She loved...

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love is dead and it sounds like wet chewing
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Church sends Christmas card, accidentally creates doll horror film poster

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Church sends Christmas card, accidentally creates doll horror film poster
Two kings living their best fantasy life while reality crumbles

Two kings living their best fantasy life while reality crumbles

Two middle-aged men in beach attire posing enthusiastically at a sandy shore with a whimsical castle in the background. They're surrounded by cartoonish fantasy creatures including dragons, tentacled sea monsters, and colorful magical beings, creating a surreal blend of realistic portraiture and fan...

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Psychedelic grandpa turns 85, rocks neon, still has main character energy

A birthday tribute post featuring an 85-year-old man in vibrant neon yellow athletic wear striking a cheerful pose on a street, accompanied by three black-and-white vintage photos showing his life progression from infancy to middle age. The text celebrates his multiple life roles and psychedelic cul...

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Psychedelic grandpa turns 85, rocks neon, still has main character energy