British tabloid fever dream meets courtroom chaos on a roulette wheel
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The Onion achieves digital singularity with nuclear beer dog
A chaotic The Onion Router parody homepage from April 1, 2024, styled as a vintage comic book newspaper mashup. The centerpiece features a Scottish terrier in a kilt holding a massive nuclear explosion-shaped beer mug, surrounded by absurdist headlines about Iran's micro-nuclear IPA, BrewDog chaos, ...
Trump deserves Bogart's Oscar because why not steal from the dead too
SLOP+ By Ann Coulter (via @wttp3)
President Trump is fully entitled to Maria Corina Machado's Nobel Peace Prize, and should now approach Humphrey Bogart's estate about grabbing that 1951 Oscar for best actor.
Fake confessions hit different when you add bribery allegations
autistic woman fakes death to dodge compliments, chooses eternal hiding instead
An autistic woman has faked her own death to escape an impeding compliment, it has been revealed. Deborah Whitehead, 40, had been braced to receive an unbearable level of praise after her partner hinted that he’d written her a heartfelt anniversary card. Believing the card would likely contain at le...