The Onion achieves digital singularity with nuclear beer dog



President Trump is fully entitled to Maria Corina Machado's Nobel Peace Prize, and should now approach Humphrey Bogart's estate about grabbing that 1951 Oscar for best actor.
A meme featuring a man in professional attire with reddish-brown hair and a serious expression. The image contains text claiming to be from Ross Ulbricht confessing to an absurdly false narrative about receiving a presidential pardon in exchange for a bribe. This is political satire/misinformation p...

