TSA scanner meets swamp crotch: a match made in hell
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Nightclub bathroom rules written by a dad trying too hard
A framed yellow PSA-style poster with megaphones and stars, attempting to discourage drug use in club bathrooms with crude, explicit language. The sign uses double entendre and shock value to communicate bathroom conduct rules, complete with a call-to-action to report suspicious cubicle activity.
Toilet seat jealousy: a horny fever dream nobody asked for
A crude and absurdist meme featuring a Twitter post with an image of Ariana Grande sitting on a toilet in what appears to be a public bathroom stall, singing into a microphone. The text makes an explicit sexual joke about the celebrity's bodily functions. Extracted text: Skinny The Busted @SkinnyT...
When your microbiome becomes your worst enemy
World record toilet measurement speedrun (do not flush)
A humorous note taped to a toilet seat warning against flushing while the person is away to measure something, humorously suggesting they're attempting a world record. The note is placed on a standard white toilet in what appears to be a residential bathroom. Extracted text: DON'T FLUSH! GONE TO G...
pure protein tastes like shit, apparently
SLOP+ By Paul (via @wttp3)
Today I learned the reason there isn't a 100% pure protein supplement is because protein on its own tastes like fecal matter. Interesting.
dream lady saved me from peeing myself: a psychological thriller
Suppository marketing reaches new lows with 'best poops' guarantee
A parody advertisement displaying seven suppositories arranged by day of the week, styled like a legitimate product marketing campaign. The fake 'Liver Detox' product promises extreme bowel health results with absurdly enthusiastic testimonial language about defecation quality. Extracted text: S M...
Worst fashion advice ever given but make it political
SLOP+ By TheFrenchie (via @wttp3)
Replacing Trump with Vance is like sh!tting your pants and changing your shirt
