When your microbiome becomes your worst enemy
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World record toilet measurement speedrun (do not flush)
A humorous note taped to a toilet seat warning against flushing while the person is away to measure something, humorously suggesting they're attempting a world record. The note is placed on a standard white toilet in what appears to be a residential bathroom. Extracted text: DON'T FLUSH! GONE TO G...
pure protein tastes like shit, apparently
SLOP+ By Paul (via @wttp3)
Today I learned the reason there isn't a 100% pure protein supplement is because protein on its own tastes like fecal matter. Interesting.
dream lady saved me from peeing myself: a psychological thriller
Suppository marketing reaches new lows with 'best poops' guarantee
A parody advertisement displaying seven suppositories arranged by day of the week, styled like a legitimate product marketing campaign. The fake 'Liver Detox' product promises extreme bowel health results with absurdly enthusiastic testimonial language about defecation quality. Extracted text: S M...
Worst fashion advice ever given but make it political
SLOP+ By TheFrenchie (via @wttp3)
Replacing Trump with Vance is like sh!tting your pants and changing your shirt
