Nightclub bathroom rules written by a dad trying too hard
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Toilet seat jealousy: a horny fever dream nobody asked for
A crude and absurdist meme featuring a Twitter post with an image of Ariana Grande sitting on a toilet in what appears to be a public bathroom stall, singing into a microphone. The text makes an explicit sexual joke about the celebrity's bodily functions. Extracted text: Skinny The Busted @SkinnyT...
When your microbiome becomes your worst enemy
A black and white vintage photograph of a distressed man sitting on a toilet with his head in his hands, paired with a scientific headline about gut bacteria causing constipation. The juxtaposition of the serious scientific claim with the humorous visual metaphor creates an absurdist meme format. ...
World record toilet measurement speedrun (do not flush)
pure protein tastes like shit, apparently
SLOP+ By Paul (via @wttp3)
Today I learned the reason there isn't a 100% pure protein supplement is because protein on its own tastes like fecal matter. Interesting.
dream lady saved me from peeing myself: a psychological thriller
A humorous social media post describing a surreal dream where the poster tries to use a restroom but is mysteriously stopped by a woman who repeatedly says "You can't do that." The post humorously concludes that this dream intervention potentially saved them from wetting themselves in real life. E...
Suppository marketing reaches new lows with 'best poops' guarantee
Worst fashion advice ever given but make it political
SLOP+ By TheFrenchie (via @wttp3)
Replacing Trump with Vance is like sh!tting your pants and changing your shirt