the food printer industrial complex nobody asked for
SLOP+ By GamerTurtle5
you need a food safe printer too, and thats gonna be a bit harder
UNHINGED-WISDOM✕REMOVE FILTER
shrek deserves better than this cursed sexual proposition
SLOP+ By podsmckenzie
So what you’re saying is get that Shrek a butt plug
bro went full conspiracy-mode claiming charity advocacy was actually a front
SLOP+ By Supertanskiii (via @wttp3)
The pricks who claim to be all about “protecting women and kids” who whine about “looking after our own” are the same scumbags now laying into single mums or kicking off about feeding poor kids. It was never about women or kids. It was always about male violence and racism.
divorced dads prefer rooftop parkour to authoritarian regimes, more at 11
Anon Opin. (via @wttp3)•
covid brain rotdating app diagnosticianarmchair neuroscience
COVID destroyed human brains, trust me I checked Tinder
SLOP+ By James Throt MBBS, MD, PhD, FRCPath (via @wttp3)
If you still believe COVID left the population “unchanged”, open a dating app. It sounds absurd, but stay with me here. The cognitive bluntness is so widespread that the dating platforms themselves have had to acknowledge behavioural deterioration since 2020. It’s not subtle
Kanye's proof that not murdering people = immune to mind control
SLOP+ By MAVERICK X (via @wttp3)
Kanye West says he can't be controlled because he hasn't killed anyone.. "They can control Shaq, Charles Barkley, LeBron James, Jay-Z & Beyoncé but they can’t control me. [...] My mama was sacrificed. [...] In Hollywood, a lot of people come up missing. They wanna monetize & traumatize." So there ...
motivational poster meets psychiatric hold
slop detection algorithm powered by vibes and made-up bitrate math
SLOP+ By E. Z. (via @wttp3)
Humans speak at about 39bits/sec universally. Anything above/below your own bitrate will likely be seen as slop... Below it we see it as slop, above it we need to take our time to parse (e.g. math) and make sure there's no mistake.
worst advice speedrun any% (with crying emoji)
SLOP+ By @RealWonderOfU
This is life ending advice 😭
brain ownership status: questionable
SLOP+ By @Sancha-pana
Your brain? Possibly.
cube planet logicgravity speedrunarmchair physicist
cube planet walk uphill but flat = reddit solved physics
SLOP+ By Broner_
If it were a cube and you traveled along a straight side, you would actually be moving away from the center of the earth (against gravity) and it would feel like you’re walking uphill even though you could look back and it would be flat. But we also couldn’t have a cube planet if gravity still wor...
Marriage won't fix your broken brain, but sure, let's try it anyway
SLOP+ By Standard-Elk-2943
Also he's doing it because he thinks it'll break a cycle. It'll just make him feel trapped once he realises nothing changes after a wedding ceremony.
Discarded dough as a metaphor for resilience nobody asked for
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speedrunning divorce with extra steps and zero self-awareness
SLOP+ By unknown
https://i.redd.it/isk2c03elf0g1.jpeg
guy speedruns enlightenment via sleep deprivation and posting
https://x.com/anothercohen/status/1975759310262071737?s=46