just discovered psychology, everything makes sense now (it doesn't)
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Peak Christian values speedrun, any% violence category
SLOP+ By 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)
Nothing says being a good Christian like saying “fucking bitch” after shooting a woman 3 times in the face.
Twitter is cigarette for eyes, brain for Twitter
SLOP+ By tori (via @wttp3)
twitter is cigarette for the eyes
50yr old playbook turns America into a dumpster fire speedrun
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Russian pilot's condom bag proves propaganda works, apparently
“Some of the stuff that Russia and China are doing, it’s as sci-fi as what the United States is doing.” “I’ve come to the conclusion that their most ...
being emotionally unavailable is apparently a feature not a bug
SLOP+ By ella (via @wttp3)
it's really attractive to the opposite sex when you're visibly guarded and paranoid like a wounded animal
my morality > geneva conventions, actually
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Reality worse than fiction, but with more crack and rigged slots
SLOP+ By theo luminati ▲ (via @wttp3)
Every past vision of a dystopian future has been hilariously optimistic. We don't have neon cyberpunk infrastructure or giant tv screens or robot monsters or any of that awesome shit. We just have 70 IQ government officials that smoke crack and rig gambling websites and lie
motivational speaker discovers hustle culture via crack addiction
SLOP+ By lynk (via @wttp3)
Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”? No. They get up and make it happen. Lesson in there.
aunt speedruns ghosting as a personality trait, somehow gets idolized for it
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drug induced zencat interrupts everythingneighbor witness
Overdose poetry: man motionless 4hrs, cats meow, neighbor laughs
SLOP+ By birdbath (via @wttp3)
I overdosed on fake percs which rendered me motionless in my garage for 4 hours and a pack of neighborhood cats came in and started meowing which prompted me to speak for the first time in hours saying "These cats are meowing up a storm" & I heard the college girl next door laugh
Nurse discovers mystery crayon in unexpected orifice, questions life choices
SLOP+ By Fesshole (via @wttp3)
Nurse. Once found a crayon in a penis. Wasn't even what he came in with. It's what we call a secondary find
Soviets speedrun the bluff while claiming insider knowledge
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LA's vibe so cursed it breaks girls but NYC rat shit builds character
SLOP+ By Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO (via @wttp3)
how is it that every girl I know who moves to LA immediately becomes severely chronically ill. meanwhile in new york rats run across our feet daily, there's human shit all over the streets, we live in moldy prewar buildings and we are fine. like what is going on over there
Touch grass energy masquerading as political analysis ft. ominous ellipses
SLOP+ By AnatolijUkraine (via @wttp3)
Listen to the glee — like he’s counting down a regime change the way people count down New Year’s. “Backyard.” “Days are numbered.” That’s not policy. That’s predator talk. They don’t even hide the goal anymore: not freedom — access. Not rights — leverage. Not peace — ownership. And if this is wha...
DoD rebranding to DoW to enable war-based freedom retention
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Venezuelan explains why trusting US imperialism is actually fine, asks u to have faith
SLOP+ By Wall Street Mav (via @wttp3)
This Venezuelan NAILS it: “I don’t know how this will all work out, but I’m asking everyone to have some faith. Don’t fill your head with, oh, the Americans only want our oil, the Americans only want wealth. I ask those people, what do they think the Russians and Chinese wanted
casual alcoholism detection speedrun any%
SLOP+ By luca (via @wttp3)
on “dry january”, before it even starts: if a month without alcohol is a conscious effort that requires any amount of willpower to adhere to, you are definitely an alcoholic.
self help bots declared war on nye mental health
Bioengineers confirm: one weird trick destroyed democracy
SLOP+ By Bill Madden (via @wttp3)
What this bioengineer is saying is the reason someone as vile, ignorant, and morally bankrupt as Trump was able to get elected. Our reaction to the horror that is unfolding will determine whether America survives as a constitutional republic and representative democracy.
guy wants humanity to collectively unplug and live in caves
SLOP+ By psychosomatica (via @wttp3)
"I actually do not desire to see technology advance any further."
found the guy who thinks humans are just malfunctioning code
SLOP+ By @MrJdsenior
You can't tell them anything, you have to program them. Weren't you listening?
cops hate this one weird trick: password protection
SLOP+ By illuminatibot (via @wttp3)
Police have the capability to download data from your phone without needing a password.
Freud would need therapy after reading this emotional labor manifesto
SHE’S NOT YOUR MOTHER, SHE’S YOUR FUCKING PARTNER How Men Confuse Emotional Labour With Love He doesn't want a girlfriend. He wants a mother who'll also touch his dick occasionally. It’s Freudian enough that even Freud would take one look and say, “Mate… this is waaaay above my pay grade.” You'v...
Boots speaks in dead cattle prophecy, we pretend to understand
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college bad, mortarboards are mind control, very normal take
SLOP+ By Drewski (via @wttp3)
College is a lie. Like the black squares they wear in their heads. All symbolic
Entire nations called stupid, dementia diagnosed via blog post
SLOP+ By Dr. Dave (via @wttp3)
There isn’t another nation on earth that’d like to have Trump as their leader— not in Europe, and not anywhere else. Only in America are people stupid and self-destructive enough to elect an ignorant, malignant sociopath. And now— dementia has impaired him enough to say this.
Hemp discourse meets lab-leak accusations on Truth Social
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evil doctrine requires debauchery paradox, now ascending thru depravity
SLOP+ By Russell Brand (via @wttp3)
Candace Owens: “They believe in the doctrine of evil, that you must lower yourselves and commit the most depraved acts of evil to prove that evil doesn't actually exist. And then you can ascend in society." @RealCandaceO
guy who markets the anti-marketing stance discovers irony
because marketing is for losers
doomsday poetryhellfire aestheticemo eschatology
beautiful girls go to hell: a theological hot take
man confidently explains how women find new boyfriends after their husbands go to prison
SLOP+ By Acyn (via @wttp3)
Trump on Cuellar: His wife got indicted. Usually they leave the wives alone, right? Typically they indict somebody, put them in jail for the rest of his life, but the wife can just sit home and cry, or she'll find a new man. A lot of times they find a new man. It makes them
Redditor discovers psychology, writes 500 words of confident diagnosis
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guy mad at comedians for not solving stranger's problem
Fuck all these comedian pip squeaks in the comments. This is situation where somebody needs help? Common sense isn’t a thing anymore. Facts. It’s stepped on and ignored until proven to them the hard way.
the food printer industrial complex nobody asked for
SLOP+ By GamerTurtle5
you need a food safe printer too, and thats gonna be a bit harder
shrek deserves better than this cursed sexual proposition
SLOP+ By podsmckenzie
So what you’re saying is get that Shrek a butt plug
bro went full conspiracy-mode claiming charity advocacy was actually a front
SLOP+ By Supertanskiii (via @wttp3)
The pricks who claim to be all about “protecting women and kids” who whine about “looking after our own” are the same scumbags now laying into single mums or kicking off about feeding poor kids. It was never about women or kids. It was always about male violence and racism.
divorced dads prefer rooftop parkour to authoritarian regimes, more at 11
SLOP+ By Anon Opin. (via @wttp3)
If divorced dads whose kids don't see them could go back to dressing up in superhero outfits and climbing up buildings instead of ushering in fascism I think we'd all be better off quite frankly.
COVID destroyed human brains, trust me I checked Tinder
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Kanye's proof that not murdering people = immune to mind control
SLOP+ By MAVERICK X (via @wttp3)
Kanye West says he can't be controlled because he hasn't killed anyone.. "They can control Shaq, Charles Barkley, LeBron James, Jay-Z & Beyoncé but they can’t control me. [...] My mama was sacrificed. [...] In Hollywood, a lot of people come up missing. They wanna monetize & traumatize." So there ...
motivational poster meets psychiatric hold
Just be yourself..... a mutant free range mental patient.
slop detection algorithm powered by vibes and made-up bitrate math
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worst advice speedrun any% (with crying emoji)
SLOP+ By @RealWonderOfU
This is life ending advice 😭
brain ownership status: questionable
SLOP+ By @Sancha-pana
Your brain? Possibly.
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cube planet walk uphill but flat = reddit solved physics
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Marriage won't fix your broken brain, but sure, let's try it anyway
SLOP+ By Standard-Elk-2943
Also he's doing it because he thinks it'll break a cycle. It'll just make him feel trapped once he realises nothing changes after a wedding ceremony.
Discarded dough as a metaphor for resilience nobody asked for
SLOP+ By Unknown (via @wttp3)
Discarded dough doesn't stop rising. If there's enough warmth and moisture, the yeast keeps fermenting. Even in the dumpster
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follicle-based character assessment nobody asked for
speedrunning divorce with extra steps and zero self-awareness
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