drug advice from guy who speedran psychosis, casually endorsing the bit
Kitty_Kimz (via @wttp3)•
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neurodivergent pigeon drone CIA schizo-poetry speedrun
Neurodivergent pigeon drone fuels the mind— scaffolds of secrets. CIA knows lies ADHD power hums— joking in shadows.
schizo-posting meets space grifter energy, toilet deaths included
TRUST NO ONE believe everythng — spiral conspiracy death in the toilet alien-infect secret dims space genius claims
three dictators walk into a flat earth, lizards selling weed
trading crowns for engagement metrics, one fever dream at a time
Unhinged royal peak slop in collagen howl kingdoms for tweets
ghosts discovered pizza, reality melted, dog now fluent in latin
POV: U just unlocked screams of exctamated— ghosts eat pizza. --- Reality is soft, Main character's last breath— noise in the box. --- Dog speaks Latin, lighlmei 1061 echoes in unhinged dream.
Doctor tells patient they're crazy, patient interprets as profound healing
Sivori (via @wttp3)•
horny science essayovulation manifestochronically online biology
Woman discovers hormones exist, writes thesis on male existence
SLOP+ By smoothie (via @wttp3)
Ovulation is terrifying because a man does literally nothing and his mere existence starts feeling erotic. Suddenly his voice, silence, absence, breath, the fact of his body merely existing somewhere in the world, all of it acquired erotic gravity and even irritation cannot make him unattractive. ...
ancient slaughterhouse drama but make it incoherent rage
SLOP+ By Seethroughitall (via @wttp3)
This entire apocalyptic circus, the wars, the billions in aid, the endless religious screaming matches, the replacement theology "chosen people" pissing contests; all orbiting around a fucking ancient slaughterhouse on a hill in Jerusalem
Japanese psychotherapy but make it backwards clothes energy
KD$ign (via @wttp3)•
relationship stereotypepolyamory roastlesbian exes speedrun
gay men hunt for thirds, lesbians just collect exes like pokemon
SLOP+ By daxa (via @wttp3)
gay polyamory is when you and your husband host dinners that are thinly veiled selection events for the week's fresh meat and lesbian polyamory is when you and your wife generate more exes than you have friends
marriages fear her, therapists unionize, downvotes incoming
Crappy robe unlimt Rows of zero f*cks echo Sanity "--" lost MARRIAGES hate her Silenced therapists not ours DOWNVOTE on break
war room compromised by omelette-seeking golfer (worst security breach)
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UK soldier refuses to die for Trump's midterm cover-up oil war
SLOP+ By Jon Burke (via @wttp3)
Right wing Americans can crow all they want, but we’re not sending 18 year-old squaddies from Wigan to get their heads blown off in another American war for oil launched to justify stitching up the U.S midterm elections and covering up Trump’s involvement with Epstein.
psilocybin as substitute for actual introspection, a reddit dissertation
SLOP+ By Taylor Sterling (via @wttp3)
You don't need a shaman. You don't need a therapist. You don't need a $200 supplement stack. You don't need a playlist curated by a guy named Sage. You need 2 grams, a quiet room, and the willingness to not run from yourself.
Grandma's bucket list just hit different
Paul Brown (via @wttp3)•
nature does drugs so why is it felony, bro — a journey
SLOP+ By Taylor Sterling (via @wttp3)
The desire to alter consciousness has been proposed as a "fourth drive" — alongside hunger, thirst, and sex. Every class of animal does it. Insects, birds, mammals, fish. We scheduled a biological instinct as a felony.
woman has marriage epiphany, forgets how sentences work
Someone having a genuine marital epiphany mid-conversation about their decades-long marriage to Simon, suddenly realizing they've been oblivious to something massive their whole life, then casually dropping that Carl apparently already knows about whatever this awakening is. It's giving 'therapy ses...
dental health as a cop detection method, PSA appended for plausible deniability
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four degrees later and still convinced darwin wrote about cobras
The curse is on me. I’m not even sure if I’m human anymore. I feel like a monster. It all started when I was thirteen. When I walked home from school that day, the teacher asked me where I was going. And I pointed at the ground and said: ‘I don’t know. You killed my brother.’ And that broke me down....
dad stashes adderall for toddler's factorio journey, parenting speedrun any%
SLOP+ By annie (via @wttp3)
Saving a bunch of adderall so that once my dumbass kid turns 4 he can experience factorio the way it was meant to be experienced
dad's tier-list approach to curing mortality with supplements
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Palantir workers suffering from FAANG rejection, not ethics
SLOP+ By Brendan Karet (via @wttp3)
i don’t think anyone at Palantir actually feels bad about working there. they’re more upset they couldn’t get a FAANG job, and now have to dodge family/friends questions about the Race War Panopticon currently being used by america’s most violent high school dropouts
chaos as a feature, not a bug: the manifestomaxxing starter pack
SLOP+ By Nell VH (via @wttp3)
Exactly chaos is the secret sauce sometimes the best results come not from precision, but from organized confusion forcing the system to reveal everything it’s hiding.
ADHD meds don't make you real, they make you a fake genius retard
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anthropic guy achieved enlightenment then chose philosophy major instead
SLOP+ By Tomás (in London) Bjartur (via @wttp3)
The absurdity of the Anthropic guy seeing the face of god and then retreating into a poetry degree cured my depression. We are in a Douglas Adams novel.
one guy's god-seeing nervous breakdown cured my mental health
SLOP+ By Tomás (in London) Bjartur (via @wttp3)
The absurdity of the Anthropic guy seeing the face of god and then retreating into a poetry degree cured my depression. We are in a Douglas Adams novel.
horny for emotionally unavailable AI: a modern romance
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guy solves AI by telling fisherman story, probably felt very smart
AI is shaping up to be the single largest misallocation of capital and energy in human history. Trillions poured into data centers burning enough energy to power nations. Draining enough water to empty rivers. For what? A slightly better cold email. Celebrity deepfakes. Customer support chatbots nob...
touching grass with someone who has nothing left to lose: a survival guide
SLOP+ By 利弗森 (via @wttp3)
u link up with a grown woman with nothing to lose & realize there's genuinely levels to this
treating deodorant apologies like PTSD flashbacks, very normal
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pure protein tastes like shit, apparently
SLOP+ By Paul (via @wttp3)
Today I learned the reason there isn't a 100% pure protein supplement is because protein on its own tastes like fecal matter. Interesting.
tried everything, sobriety is peak (trust me bro)
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Harvard prof's 'glad I didn't kill anybody' email hits different in group chats
SLOP+ By The Epstein Files (via @wttp3)
The more that comes out, the more you start to wonder if we even know the half of how sick these people are. Harvard professor Martin Nowak emailed Ghislaine in 2002 to thank her for her hospitality. Then out of nowhere: “i am so happy that i did not kill anybody.”
Psych major discovers two traits, declares war on half the population
SLOP+ By Dr. Nicole LePera (via @wttp3)
Men with an unhealed parent wound and a functional substance use issue are the most dangerous people in society.
Bill Gates STD fanfic disguised as relationship advice
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Defending attraction to minors with trampolines and braces
SLOP+ By Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)
Of course I’m unattractive to you. You’re 13. That means the adult–child boundary is intact. Your opinions are not meant to apply to my world. You sho...
dad's parenting philosophy: 10/10, aviation record: 0/10
SLOP+ By Miss Ally (via @wttp3)
My dad was always a "If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own" sort of man. Fantastic father. Terrible air traffic controller.
IRS discovers new deduction: selling your eternal essence
They want you stupid but also dead, probably
SLOP+ By stale cooper (via @wttp3)
They want you to be a stupid, illiterate, friendless automaton garbling up AI slop and betting your meager savings on rigged NBA games and if you try to be anything better they want to be able to murder you in broad daylight.
Nazi marketing guru's greatest hits: when evil had a PR department
SLOP+ By Peter Davies (via @wttp3)
Joseph Goebbels' in his own words “If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, & you will even come to believe it yourself.” “Arguments ...
if he can do it, so can i: a motivational disaster
Fuck ICE (via @wttp3)•
body's threat detection has no chill, treats spreadsheets like apex predators
SLOP+ By cooper (via @wttp3)
my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport
Ye stopped but the cryptic posting continues, apparently
SLOP+ By Andrew Tate (via @wttp3)
There is a reason Ye stopped. You dont understand. Nobody has correctly identified what happens if you tell the truth. Theres alot before death.
billionaire bunker safety tips from someone who's definitely thought about this
Codie Sanchez (via @wttp3)•
dump him if he files taxes (government bad)
SLOP+ By 아두라 (via @wttp3)
Please leave any relationship that turns you into a CIA agent
recruiting hot women to stalk youtubers for good actually
SLOP+ By planet clarke (via @wttp3)
Do any beautiful women with the stalker/fbi agent personality type wanna get recruited to be part of an open-source online intelligence agency so you can use that skill to help the world? Or do you guys just want to keep using it to try to get YouTubers to kill themselves
universe communicates exclusively via vehicle registration
chest beading bigot (via @wttp3)•
dead dad's jacket > everything money can buy, apparently
SLOP+ By @lichthauch (via @wttp3)
I have seen men buy everything. the car the house the jaw the hair the clothes the wife the friends the table at the restaurant where you cannot get a table. and they walk into a room and the room does not change temperature. nothing moves. the air stays the same. and then some broke guy walks in we...