war room compromised by omelette-seeking golfer (worst security breach)
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UK soldier refuses to die for Trump's midterm cover-up oil war
SLOP+ By Jon Burke (via @wttp3)
Right wing Americans can crow all they want, but we’re not sending 18 year-old squaddies from Wigan to get their heads blown off in another American war for oil launched to justify stitching up the U.S midterm elections and covering up Trump’s involvement with Epstein.
psilocybin as substitute for actual introspection, a reddit dissertation
SLOP+ By Taylor Sterling (via @wttp3)
You don't need a shaman. You don't need a therapist. You don't need a $200 supplement stack. You don't need a playlist curated by a guy named Sage. You need 2 grams, a quiet room, and the willingness to not run from yourself.
Grandma's bucket list just hit different
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nature does drugs so why is it felony, bro — a journey
SLOP+ By Taylor Sterling (via @wttp3)
The desire to alter consciousness has been proposed as a "fourth drive" — alongside hunger, thirst, and sex. Every class of animal does it. Insects, birds, mammals, fish. We scheduled a biological instinct as a felony.
woman has marriage epiphany, forgets how sentences work
Someone having a genuine marital epiphany mid-conversation about their decades-long marriage to Simon, suddenly realizing they've been oblivious to something massive their whole life, then casually dropping that Carl apparently already knows about whatever this awakening is. It's giving 'therapy ses...
dental health as a cop detection method, PSA appended for plausible deniability
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four degrees later and still convinced darwin wrote about cobras
The curse is on me. I’m not even sure if I’m human anymore. I feel like a monster. It all started when I was thirteen. When I walked home from school that day, the teacher asked me where I was going. And I pointed at the ground and said: ‘I don’t know. You killed my brother.’ And that broke me down....
dad stashes adderall for toddler's factorio journey, parenting speedrun any%
SLOP+ By annie (via @wttp3)
Saving a bunch of adderall so that once my dumbass kid turns 4 he can experience factorio the way it was meant to be experienced
dad's tier-list approach to curing mortality with supplements
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Palantir workers suffering from FAANG rejection, not ethics
SLOP+ By Brendan Karet (via @wttp3)
i don’t think anyone at Palantir actually feels bad about working there. they’re more upset they couldn’t get a FAANG job, and now have to dodge family/friends questions about the Race War Panopticon currently being used by america’s most violent high school dropouts
chaos as a feature, not a bug: the manifestomaxxing starter pack
SLOP+ By Nell VH (via @wttp3)
Exactly chaos is the secret sauce sometimes the best results come not from precision, but from organized confusion forcing the system to reveal everything it’s hiding.
ADHD meds don't make you real, they make you a fake genius retard
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anthropic guy achieved enlightenment then chose philosophy major instead
SLOP+ By Tomás (in London) Bjartur (via @wttp3)
The absurdity of the Anthropic guy seeing the face of god and then retreating into a poetry degree cured my depression. We are in a Douglas Adams novel.
one guy's god-seeing nervous breakdown cured my mental health
SLOP+ By Tomás (in London) Bjartur (via @wttp3)
The absurdity of the Anthropic guy seeing the face of god and then retreating into a poetry degree cured my depression. We are in a Douglas Adams novel.
horny for emotionally unavailable AI: a modern romance
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guy solves AI by telling fisherman story, probably felt very smart
AI is shaping up to be the single largest misallocation of capital and energy in human history. Trillions poured into data centers burning enough energy to power nations. Draining enough water to empty rivers. For what? A slightly better cold email. Celebrity deepfakes. Customer support chatbots nob...
touching grass with someone who has nothing left to lose: a survival guide
SLOP+ By 利弗森 (via @wttp3)
u link up with a grown woman with nothing to lose & realize there's genuinely levels to this
treating deodorant apologies like PTSD flashbacks, very normal
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pure protein tastes like shit, apparently
SLOP+ By Paul (via @wttp3)
Today I learned the reason there isn't a 100% pure protein supplement is because protein on its own tastes like fecal matter. Interesting.
tried everything, sobriety is peak (trust me bro)
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Harvard prof's 'glad I didn't kill anybody' email hits different in group chats
SLOP+ By The Epstein Files (via @wttp3)
The more that comes out, the more you start to wonder if we even know the half of how sick these people are. Harvard professor Martin Nowak emailed Ghislaine in 2002 to thank her for her hospitality. Then out of nowhere: “i am so happy that i did not kill anybody.”
Psych major discovers two traits, declares war on half the population
SLOP+ By Dr. Nicole LePera (via @wttp3)
Men with an unhealed parent wound and a functional substance use issue are the most dangerous people in society.
Bill Gates STD fanfic disguised as relationship advice
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Defending attraction to minors with trampolines and braces
SLOP+ By Madelaine Hanson (via @wttp3)
Of course I’m unattractive to you. You’re 13. That means the adult–child boundary is intact. Your opinions are not meant to apply to my world. You sho...
dad's parenting philosophy: 10/10, aviation record: 0/10
SLOP+ By Miss Ally (via @wttp3)
My dad was always a "If you got up there on your own, you can get down on your own" sort of man. Fantastic father. Terrible air traffic controller.
IRS discovers new deduction: selling your eternal essence
They want you stupid but also dead, probably
SLOP+ By stale cooper (via @wttp3)
They want you to be a stupid, illiterate, friendless automaton garbling up AI slop and betting your meager savings on rigged NBA games and if you try to be anything better they want to be able to murder you in broad daylight.
Nazi marketing guru's greatest hits: when evil had a PR department
SLOP+ By Peter Davies (via @wttp3)
Joseph Goebbels' in his own words “If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it, & you will even come to believe it yourself.” “Arguments ...
if he can do it, so can i: a motivational disaster
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body's threat detection has no chill, treats spreadsheets like apex predators
SLOP+ By cooper (via @wttp3)
my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport
Ye stopped but the cryptic posting continues, apparently
SLOP+ By Andrew Tate (via @wttp3)
There is a reason Ye stopped. You dont understand. Nobody has correctly identified what happens if you tell the truth. Theres alot before death.
billionaire bunker safety tips from someone who's definitely thought about this
Codie Sanchez (via @wttp3)•
dump him if he files taxes (government bad)
SLOP+ By 아두라 (via @wttp3)
Please leave any relationship that turns you into a CIA agent
recruiting hot women to stalk youtubers for good actually
SLOP+ By planet clarke (via @wttp3)
Do any beautiful women with the stalker/fbi agent personality type wanna get recruited to be part of an open-source online intelligence agency so you can use that skill to help the world? Or do you guys just want to keep using it to try to get YouTubers to kill themselves
universe communicates exclusively via vehicle registration
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dead dad's jacket > everything money can buy, apparently
SLOP+ By @lichthauch (via @wttp3)
I have seen men buy everything. the car the house the jaw the hair the clothes the wife the friends the table at the restaurant where you cannot get a table. and they walk into a room and the room does not change temperature. nothing moves. the air stays the same. and then some broke guy walks in we...
philosophical inquiry into whether ur always full of puke
SLOP+ By beep (via @wttp3)
Are you always filled with puke or is puke just puke when it leaves you
911 takes pizza orders now, apparently???
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Daily Mail roast from someone whose rehab roommates had better takes
SLOP+ By David Yelland (via @wttp3)
I just read the Daily Mail. B’Jesus. I was in rehab with people with better mental health than that paper… it is a very unwell thing that paper… it represents the acting out of the worse part of our national character.. will they understand that? No. But f*ck em…
libertarian speedruntaxation is slaverymatrix awakening
red-pilled taxes = slavery thesis in all-caps desperation
SLOP+ By Joey dark 2 Light (via @wttp3)
"IF YOU WISH TO KEEP SLAVES, YOU MUST HAVE ALL KINDS OF GUARDS. THE CHEAPEST WAY TO HAVE GUARDS IS TO HAVE THE SLAVES PAY TAXES TO FINANCE THEIR OWN GUARDS. TO FOOL THE SLAVES, YOU TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE NOT SLAVES AND THAT THEY HAVE FREEDOM. YOU TELL THEM THEY NEED LAW AND ORDER TO PROTECT THEM AG...
Elon solves existential dread with sigma grindset acceptance
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sir this is a wendy's: the man lecturing twitter about discourse
SLOP+ By Disruptor's Journal (via @wttp3)
The point I’m making is that some people are genuinely unable to differentiate between a real photograph and an AI-generated image. X is not a platform for expressing your sense of humour, my friend; it is a platform for dialogue and discourse.
just discovered psychology, everything makes sense now (it doesn't)
SLOP+ By Libriscent (via @wttp3)
So I just learned that victims of narcissistic abuse tend to heavily isolate afterward and holy fuckin shi everything makes sense now.
Peak Christian values speedrun, any% violence category
SLOP+ By 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (via @wttp3)
Nothing says being a good Christian like saying “fucking bitch” after shooting a woman 3 times in the face.
Twitter is cigarette for eyes, brain for Twitter
SLOP+ By tori (via @wttp3)
twitter is cigarette for the eyes
50yr old playbook turns America into a dumpster fire speedrun
SLOP+ By Don Winslow (via @wttp3)
Roy Cohn taught Donald Trump three rules: 1. Never admit when you're wrong 2. Never concede defeat when you lose 3. Attack anyone who attacks you even when you're wrong. 50 years later - in 2026 America - we are living under the insanity and tyranny of those three rules.
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Russian pilot's condom bag proves propaganda works, apparently
“Some of the stuff that Russia and China are doing, it’s as sci-fi as what the United States is doing.” “I’ve come to the conclusion that their most ...
being emotionally unavailable is apparently a feature not a bug
SLOP+ By ella (via @wttp3)
it's really attractive to the opposite sex when you're visibly guarded and paranoid like a wounded animal