ghost printer steals amber from the clergy's wet dreams



Last night in my dream I asked a woman what she did for work and she said “I’m a nanny at Mr. Gimp’s café” and I just know that’s going to become a phrase that rolls around in my brain for the rest of my life. Gonna be on my death bed wondering what Mr. Gimp’s café was all about
A humorous social media post describing a surreal dream where the poster tries to use a restroom but is mysteriously stopped by a woman who repeatedly says "You can't do that." The post humorously concludes that this dream intervention potentially saved them from wetting themselves in real life. E...

