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shipping a french tanker via messenger because deadlines are a construct
A chaotic messaging thread documenting someone's "delivery" of a cursed vessel named 'Le Slop Express.' The middle image shows a person in an office hallway with a witch hat and green effects, surrounded by clocks and 'DEADLINE PASSED' signage. Below is an AI Overview card for an actual French inlan...
cops casually inviting drug dealers to reclaim their buried stashes, very professional
A Runcorn Police Facebook post announcing pre-event drug seizures at Creamfields festival. The post details the discovery of 204 nitrous oxide canisters and various tablet drugs buried at the festival site. A photo below shows confiscated drugs and paraphernalia laid out on blue tarps on grass. The ...
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parking $omewhere is not a location, bestie
Council ditch blocks demented dog owners from beneficio parking, 4x4 speedrun strats emerge
A Facebook comments thread featuring a chaotic neighborhood dispute where 'Rudeboy Wibbs' complains about various groups of people being unable to access a place called 'beneficio' due to a council-dug ditch. Other users challenge the logic, with one person suggesting 4x4 vehicles could still access...
war prep checklist: bagged lunch, pixel shades, pizza propaganda
A three-tweet thread featuring absurdist humor about war logistics. The first tweet suggests bringing a bagged lunch to war. The second (from a parody account) features a meme of a figure wearing headphones and pixel-block sunglasses monitoring something intently, captioned about a long weekend of '...
Monster had a wellness routine; documents confirm the horror
World record toilet measurement speedrun (do not flush)
A humorous note taped to a toilet seat warning against flushing while the person is away to measure something, humorously suggesting they're attempting a world record. The note is placed on a standard white toilet in what appears to be a residential bathroom. Extracted text: DON'T FLUSH! GONE TO G...
Ron's Piss Warehouse: A Venezuelan housing crisis nobody asked for
A chaotic messaging screenshot overlaid on anime-style characters, featuring an absurd claim about boys living in a 'Piss Warehouse' in Venezuela, accompanied by a photograph of what appears to be large quantities of cooking oil or similar liquid in industrial containers stored in a warehouse. Ext...
