Actually war means NO apocalypse yet (source: am very smart)
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1113 men in 12h β baptism. Most efficient redemption arc ever
SLOP+ By Breaking911 (via @wttp3)
Lily Philips, who had sex with 1,113 men in 12 hours, turns to Christ and gets baptized
pastor took 'eye for an eye' literally, now taking hands for stealing
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Church pastor chops off thief's hands with a machete to teach him 'thou shalt not steal' Apostle Solomon Mhalanga was enraged after his son Enock caught known thief Dumisani Mahalngu on church grounds.
