man takes metaphor literally, calls internet rude for sad vibes
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Actually war means NO apocalypse yet (source: am very smart)
SLOP+ By Gravantus (via @wttp3)
It should be stated that โyou will hear of wars and rumors of warsโ is one of the signs Christ explicitly gives as a warning that the end times have NOT yet come.
dude roasted the entire premise while she's holding gold lmao
A Twitter exchange showing a figure skater at the Olympics in a black performance costume on an ice rink. The first post mockingly criticizes the athlete for poor performance, using 'woke' as a pejorative. The reply factually corrects the poster by pointing out the skater won gold, highlighting the ...
MTG speedruns dunking on herself with a completely literal interpretation
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Reddit user discovers markdown, immediately becomes insufferable
SLOP+ By Priyanshu Ratnakar (via @wttp3)
the amount of dumbfucks thinking itโs about dash-em no itโs not, read the marked area. the author forgot to clean the chatgpt response.
confused redditor discovers words have meanings
SLOP+ By orthopod
How was that retro?
the digital equivalent of telling someone to get their eyes checked
