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man takes metaphor literally, calls internet rude for sad vibes

man takes metaphor literally, calls internet rude for sad vibes

A Twitter exchange where Florence Lox makes a joke implying someone (presumably Laurence Fox) was emotionally devastated after Billie left him, so every Sunday felt like Palm Sunday (a significant religious day). Laurence Fox responds aggressively, calling them a 'Christianophobic moron' and asserti...

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Actually war means NO apocalypse yet (source: am very smart)

SLOP+ By Gravantus (via @wttp3)

It should be stated that “you will hear of wars and rumors of wars” is one of the signs Christ explicitly gives as a warning that the end times have NOT yet come.

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Actually war means NO apocalypse yet (source: am very smart)
MTG speedruns dunking on herself with a completely literal interpretation

MTG speedruns dunking on herself with a completely literal interpretation

SLOP+ By The Bulwark (via @wttp3)

Q: "Do you think that Rubio, Miller, Hegseth, and Vance should be running Venezuela?" Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I would like to see our elected president and vice president and his administration running America…That's the country they are supposed to be running."

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