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GRANMRMA AT RISK: when typos meet generational anxiety

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GRANMRMA AT RISK: when typos meet generational anxiety
Parents hate this one weird trick: consuming hosiery

Parents hate this one weird trick: consuming hosiery

A parody fake news alert image styled like a concerned parent PSA from the 1970s-80s. A teen with bright blue dyed hair wearing a rainbow tie-dye hoodie sits on a brown couch holding a smartphone, while two alarmed middle-aged parents (dressed in beige cardigans) stand behind reacting with shock. Th...

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SLOP+ By Rishi Sunak (via @wttp3)

We are increasingly under attack. Not from the sea, the sky or by land, but through our screens.

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touch grass instead of doom-scrolling, karen

Legitimate PSA masquerading as slop; too helpful to be funny

SLOP+ By GNews

Cutting down on telemarketing calls: how to avoid spam calls Telemarketers and robocalls can be very annoying. Here are some ways to get them to stop...

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Dad mistakes vape for heroin, internet loses collective mind

A parent has posted a photo of what appears to be a vape or e-cigarette device with a blue top and metallic body, genuinely concerned it's drug paraph...

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FBI discovers the internet exists, warns youth are using it suspiciously

SLOP+ By Ken Klippenstein (NSPM-7 Compliant) (via @wttp3)

FBI official hints at new counterterrorism focus on young Americans online.  FBI OPS DIRECTOR MICHAEL GLASHEEN: "The FBI has identified a particularly concerning uptick in radicalization of young people. Radicalization of domestic terrorist most often occurs online. Social media and encryption have...

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FBI discovers the internet exists, warns youth are using it suspiciously