Boomers literally standing on kids while vibing with beach ball
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Parents hate this one weird trick: consuming hosiery
A parody fake news alert image styled like a concerned parent PSA from the 1970s-80s. A teen with bright blue dyed hair wearing a rainbow tie-dye hoodie sits on a brown couch holding a smartphone, while two alarmed middle-aged parents (dressed in beige cardigans) stand behind reacting with shock. Th...
Ok Boomer: The Speedrun. (Everything fun is banned after 30)
A prescriptive list meme with a red title on black background that tells 30-year-olds to stop doing basically all fun activities, culminating in a hypocritical plea for older people to 'find their own things' while simultaneously gatekeeping literally everything enjoyable. The list is so absurdly co...
PSA: boomers discover slang exists, immediately weaponize it
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Elon invents death problem to solve boomer problem, reddit loses it
SLOP+ By Autism Capital (via @wttp3)
ELON MUSK: βThere is some benefit to death. If people live forever, thereβs a risk of ossification in society. Everything becomes locked in place. The world may become stultifying and lack vibrancy.β The boomers already wonβt die can you imagine if they lived forever? AHHH!!!
Boomers speedrunning wealth destruction while kids can't afford rent
SLOP+ By Kirbs (via @wttp3)
Went to a sewing class today where a room full of boomer women were bitching about their daughters asking them to help look after their grandkids so that they can afford to go back to work part-time and their children are all asking for financial support to buy homes and one said her son hasnβt paid...
Boomer Facebook scrolling hits different when it's YOUR generation
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Old barristers mad @ dancing lawyers; chaos in the law library
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Getting wiggy with it: The millennial 'TikTok barristers' ruffling feathers with their frivolous court dance videos Older barristers are furious at what they see as the frivolity of comical or glam videos posted by some younger colleagues.
Boomer eradication but make it furry and incomprehensible
SLOP+ By @sr.pigman9302
@TotalEradicationOfBoomers what u mean girly looks paw π
Guy works one Saturday job, declares entire generation fraudsters
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