Ok Boomer: The Speedrun. (Everything fun is banned after 30)
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PSA: boomers discover slang exists, immediately weaponize it
SLOP+ By Brandon Bradford (via @wttp3)
Kids, I understand that raw dogging to you is slang for just "doing something without distractions or preparation" but please understand that's not how it's utilized for anyone over 30 and especially not to use it in professional conversations
Elon invents death problem to solve boomer problem, reddit loses it
SLOP+ By Autism Capital (via @wttp3)
ELON MUSK: โThere is some benefit to death. If people live forever, thereโs a risk of ossification in society. Everything becomes locked in place. The world may become stultifying and lack vibrancy.โ The boomers already wonโt die can you imagine if they lived forever? AHHH!!!
Boomers speedrunning wealth destruction while kids can't afford rent
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Boomer Facebook scrolling hits different when it's YOUR generation
SLOP+ By Anon Opin. (via @wttp3)
If we're going to ban social media and mobile phones for kids, then we need to ban Facebook and the Daily Mail for boomers. For the exact same fucking reasons.
Old barristers mad @ dancing lawyers; chaos in the law library
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
Getting wiggy with it: The millennial 'TikTok barristers' ruffling feathers with their frivolous court dance videos Older barristers are furious at what they see as the frivolity of comical or glam videos posted by some younger colleagues.
Boomer eradication but make it furry and incomprehensible
SLOP+ By @sr.pigman9302
@TotalEradicationOfBoomers what u mean girly looks paw ๐
Guy works one Saturday job, declares entire generation fraudsters
SLOP+ By GutterFeed
JACK ANDERTON: My generation shouldn't be paying for Waspi women and other baby boomers to enjoy the goodlife - it's legal larceny When I was 15, I started working every Saturday at my local butcher in Liverpool. I'd put on my red-and-white striped apron at 8am and spend the day washing and clearin...