Madonna scores a goal while Britain implodes, apparently
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BRITISH-CHAOS-ENERGY✕REMOVE FILTER
randy's bangles break and so does reality's formatting
trouser-phone buzz gobsmaked tebabaging hell fishcake screams randy's bangles break quaec bisqe in the lnk’s night soul crumpet's cry
boris gets dragged through hedges for brexit gains, extremely unwell
BORIS JOHNSON'S SECRET BREXIT LOOKMAXXING REGIME REVEALED HE IS DRAGGED THROUGH HEDGES AND THEN FORCED TO EAT EELS THROUGH A FOIE GRAS FEEDING FUNNEL. REESEMOGGED TO THE MAX
Musical somehow combines newt genitalia, fascism rap & posh critique
Rupert Lowe speedrun: racist posts, school threats & dog execution
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Rupert Lowe vs The State (2/2) 50 racist posts (per day) 8 schools threatened £100,000 furlough fleeced 1 migrant wife 2 southampton relegations 1 administration 4 uk rowers (nearly deported) 1 dog executed "Osama bin Loweden" @RupertLowe10