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Dog bites politician, somehow becomes campaign strategy

Dog bites politician, somehow becomes campaign strategy

A split-image meme featuring a woman on the left (in casual street setting wearing a black jacket) and a man on the right jogging in a Millwall FC jersey. The caption presents a humorous political comment about a dog biting a politician, sarcastically suggesting this incident would help them win an ...

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Labour leader caught mid-goon, witnesses flee in terror

A Twitter/X post by Barnet Bandit featuring a satirical political 'news' story about UK Labour Party leader Starmer allegedly 'Gooning' (making exaggerated facial expressions) on a table for dominance. The post includes a professionally-rendered AI or edited portrait of a stern-faced man in a suit w...

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Labour leader caught mid-goon, witnesses flee in terror
Ceremonial parliament coverage hits different when your party's imploding
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Ceremonial parliament coverage hits different when your party's imploding

A screenshot of The Guardian's UK politics section covering King Charles III's state opening of parliament speech. The page shows live updates of the king's speech with Queen Camilla visible in formal regalia in the background video. Multiple articles discuss Keir Starmer's political situation and u...

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RIP to a PM who existed only in the Mirror's imagination

A Daily Mirror newspaper front page from May 1994 featuring a memorial to John Smith (Labour Party leader) who died that year. The left side shows a blue plaque reading 'John Smith Should Have Lived Here' mounted on 10 Downing Street, while the right side displays his photograph with the headline 'T...

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RIP to a PM who existed only in the Mirror's imagination
Reform UK accidentally proves their own slogan by losing a letter

Reform UK accidentally proves their own slogan by losing a letter

A screenshot of a tweet pointing out that a Reform UK political billboard reads 'L•BOUR' with a missing 'A', claiming 'SOMETHING'S MISSING. YOU FOUND IT.' The user questions whether they're overthinking it or if the missing letter is intentional. The billboard is positioned above a car wash in what ...

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Death teaches spelling in Victorian hellscape, very normal UK politics

A series of AI-generated images depicting a skeletal, grim reaper-like figure (representing Jacob Rees Mogg) teaching emaciated children in a Victorian workhouse setting. The images show the figure pointing at chalkboards and instructing malnourished children in tattered clothing, creating a darkly ...

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Death teaches spelling in Victorian hellscape, very normal UK politics
Braverman tweets the nationalist bingo card with extra tea and Big Ben
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Braverman tweets the nationalist bingo card with extra tea and Big Ben

A screenshot of a tweet from Suella Braverman overlaid on an image of the British flag, Big Ben, and London buses. The tweet expresses nationalist concerns about multiculturalism and cultural heritage in Britain. The composition juxtaposes nationalist rhetoric with iconic British imagery. Extracte...

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Royal family gets tabloid'd into oblivion, 2026 edition

A tabloid front page from The Sun dated February 21, 2026, featuring dramatic coverage of Prince Andrew being removed from the royal line of succession. The main headline screams 'ANDREW'S OUT OF LINE' with multiple subheadings about No10 blocking his path to the throne and King Charles not objectin...

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Royal family gets tabloid'd into oblivion, 2026 edition
Mural censorship = fascism pipeline, apparently

Mural censorship = fascism pipeline, apparently

SLOP+ By Parody Nigel Farage (via @wttp3)

When I remembered that Robert Jenrick ordered cartoon murals to be painted over in case they made migrant children feel welcome, I knew he was definitely a big enough twat to join Reform.

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