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Banks makes election predictions, immediately gets ratio'd by the entire replies section

Banks makes election predictions, immediately gets ratio'd by the entire replies section

A Twitter thread featuring political commentary about French and UK politics in July 2026. The original post by @Arron_banks makes predictions about election results, followed by sarcastic replies from paul herriot and Tony Walley criticizing Nigel Farage and the original poster's political takes. T...

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MP's spicy take on patriotism gets ratio'd by reality

A screenshot of a political tweet by Sarah Pochin MP overlaid on an image of a street gathering with Union Jack flags and people in casual attire. The tweet criticizes Keir Starmer's characterization of British patriots, with the photo showing what appears to be a patriotic demonstration or rally.

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MP's spicy take on patriotism gets ratio'd by reality
Labour leader caught mid-goon, witnesses flee in terror

Labour leader caught mid-goon, witnesses flee in terror

A Twitter/X post by Barnet Bandit featuring a satirical political 'news' story about UK Labour Party leader Starmer allegedly 'Gooning' (making exaggerated facial expressions) on a table for dominance. The post includes a professionally-rendered AI or edited portrait of a stern-faced man in a suit w...

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Katie Hopkins forced to apologize via cease-and-desist, responds with maximum passive-aggressive glee

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange where Katie Hopkins posts a forced legal retraction/apology statement on behalf of Zarah Sultana MP, with heavy sarcasm dripping through the performative language. Zarah Sultana then retweets it asking others to retweet, creating a humorous moment of public vindica...

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Katie Hopkins forced to apologize via cease-and-desist, responds with maximum passive-aggressive glee
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Ceremonial parliament coverage hits different when your party's imploding

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Ceremonial parliament coverage hits different when your party's imploding
RIP to a PM who existed only in the Mirror's imagination

RIP to a PM who existed only in the Mirror's imagination

A Daily Mirror newspaper front page from May 1994 featuring a memorial to John Smith (Labour Party leader) who died that year. The left side shows a blue plaque reading 'John Smith Should Have Lived Here' mounted on 10 Downing Street, while the right side displays his photograph with the headline 'T...

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Reform party's cosmic disappointment: not running UK, just the bins

A meme featuring a man with a shocked, confused expression wearing a purple shirt. The image captures a moment of surprised realization, paired with text making a political joke about UK Reform party and bin collection duties.

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Reform party's cosmic disappointment: not running UK, just the bins
Death teaches spelling in Victorian hellscape, very normal UK politics

Death teaches spelling in Victorian hellscape, very normal UK politics

A series of AI-generated images depicting a skeletal, grim reaper-like figure (representing Jacob Rees Mogg) teaching emaciated children in a Victorian workhouse setting. The images show the figure pointing at chalkboards and instructing malnourished children in tattered clothing, creating a darkly ...

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Homeowner discovers spray paint is cheaper than therapy

A residential house with a cream-colored facade displays multiple Union Jack flags and a large handwritten sign making inflammatory political accusations against UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. The sign demands he go to jail and references 'stop the boats' (referring to immigration policy). The hous...

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Homeowner discovers spray paint is cheaper than therapy
Royal family gets tabloid'd into oblivion, 2026 edition

Royal family gets tabloid'd into oblivion, 2026 edition

A tabloid front page from The Sun dated February 21, 2026, featuring dramatic coverage of Prince Andrew being removed from the royal line of succession. The main headline screams 'ANDREW'S OUT OF LINE' with multiple subheadings about No10 blocking his path to the throne and King Charles not objectin...

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PMQs gets SPICY: Tabloid discovers politicians are horny too

A screenshot of the Daily Mirror website showing a sensationalist headline about Keir Starmer making a crude sex position joke at Tories during Prime Minister's Questions (PMQs). The headline uses deliberately provocative language and crude framing for what appears to be parliamentary banter. The la...

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PMQs gets SPICY: Tabloid discovers politicians are horny too