fake celebrity couple announcement using made-up sexuality jargon for viral engagement
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guy thinks billionaire is erin from erin brockovich for some reason
Someone has decided, with zero elaboration or evidence, that Elon Musk has adopted the personality or identity of Erin Brockovich (note: they couldn't spell her name). This appears to be either a fever dream observation, a confused hot take, or the opening salvo of an unhinged TikTok thread. The mis...
Gates gets geometrically unhinged in the Epstein Files (apparently)
SLOP+ By TaraBull (via @wttp3)
BREAKING: Epstein Files Allege Bill Gates Begged for Antibiotics to Secretly Give Wife Melinda After Catching STD from 'Russian Girls' β Plus Sent Epstein His PenΔ±s Description. What the actual F...
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Only Trump can suffer through tennis in a suit (he can't)
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Apple hires Bieber to make iOS even more mid
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apple has announced Justin Bieber is taking over UI design
Melania about to drop a surprise Billboard #1 apparently
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Melania is going to put Mariah Carey out of business.
